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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
How much you wanna bet Sam has a "Gaslighting Jon" word doc written up somewhere? This is his specialty and Jon is the perfect target, a fine piece of marble he can sculpt with his ridiculous Tate bro science parody bullshit. "Cold crust xyolotol glutimane, street fight jumping"
 
Simmons in abject misery upstairs. He must recognize performance of the night doesn’t mean shit and there is no way he beats Josie in this show. None of them can beat her. The weeks leading up to the final episode don’t matter. They all fall to the manic pixe autist.
 
Meowstery said:
Team Sissification went with 'covid vax turns asian into woman'
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literally this:
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curbside2 said:
Simmons in abject misery upstairs. He must recognize performance of the night doesn’t mean shit and there is no way he beats Josie in this show. None of them can beat her. The weeks leading up to the final episode don’t matter. They all fall to the manic pixe autist.
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I hope someone in the back realizes how boring public voting is and they come up with more objective ways to decide winners
 
Romulus augustulus said:
Speak up. i cant hear shit.

Mauro seems to really dread the next challenge. seems "unplanned parenthood" really disturbs him. meanwhile, the sounds of Sam hyde murdering jon drifts upstairs.
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yeah, the audio has been difficult to hear for majority of the show. i really hope they fix that, put some hidden mics around the house or something.
 
Romulus augustulus said:
Speak up. i cant hear shit.

Mauro seems to really dread the next challenge. seems "unplanned parenthood" really disturbs him. meanwhile, the sounds of Sam hyde murdering jon drifts upstairs.
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Fatso is safe though, he shouldn't be dreading the challenge his team won. He's just a melancholic sensitive ball of soy.
 
Listening to Simmons, Mauro and Sylvia open up to each other in the morgue while you can hear Mr. Goldstriker loudly yelling/punching downstairs is better entertainment than either of the skits.
 
I actually wonder if Sam's jump training thing is real or if it's just a way to get Jon to faceplant first thing in the morning.
 
Oh my god, Mauro and Sylvia's quiet conversation punctuated by Sam going EH-YAH as he pummels Jon. This is the funniest reality show I've ever seen, nothing can compete with this.
 
Nigger Racism said:
I hope someone in the back realizes how boring public voting is and they come up with more objective ways to decide winners
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Seriously, waifufags are a cancer. Problem is, at this point if she gets eliminated, even fairly, the psychos will probably firebomb the house with everyone else left inside.
 
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