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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Alright guys calm down, it's a pretty thick pad, I doubt sam wants to get sued for beating one of his contestants.
 
Josie is freaking out lmao
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Sam is trying to give Jon in “be careful what you wish for.” but he’s too tough/dense to learn a thing. Jon kept asking for Sam all night yesterday.
 
Kill cabinets. Behead cabinets. Roundhouse kick a cabinet into the concrete. Slam dunk a wood-blood into the trashcan. Crucify filthy cabinets. Defecate in a cabinet's food. Launch cabinets into the sun. Stir fry cabinets in a wok. Toss cabinets into active volcanoes. Urinate into a cabinet's gas tank. Judo throw cabinets into a wood chipper. Twist cabinets’ heads off. Report cabinets to the IRS. Karate chop cabinets in half. Curb stomp pregnant cabinets. Trap cabinets in quicksand. Crush cabinets in the trash compactor. Liquefy cabinets in a vat of acid. Eat cabinets. Dissect cabinets. Exterminate cabinets in the gas chamber. Stomp cabinet skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate cabinets in the oven. Lobotomize cabinets. Mandatory abortions for cabinets. Grind cabinet fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown cabinets in fried chicken grease. Vaporize cabinets with a ray gun. Kick old cabinets down the stairs. Feed cabinets to alligators. Slice cabinets with a katana.
 
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