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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
That's Vance and Jon shaking hands after Vance's apology. I don't believe Vance for a second, he's just sorry he got caught.
I really don't like Vance and wouldn't be surprised he was to first to go. He seems like a duplicitous faggot and he's got that faggy passive aggressive demeanor typical of fags from King County.
 
Best day of Fishtank by far, Sam's really struck gold here. I wasn't sure at first if this was going to be any good but even if it gets shut down tomorrow or whatever, he's still created something special
its only day 6 and i already think this is the best reality show of all time, low barrier i known, but still
 
its only day 6 and i already think this is the best reality show of all time, low barrier i known, but still
wtf are you talking about, you don't even need half of JerseyShore to shit on all of the fish, you only need like The Sitation and PaulyD.
 
I really don't like Vance and wouldn't be surprised he was to first to go. He seems like a duplicitous faggot and he's got that faggy passive aggressive demeanor typical of fags from King County.
Honestly from a purely game perspective Simmons has to go. It’s been made clear that he has no path to victory. This is Sams money and he told him to his face he’s going to lose. At this point I’d say Simmons has nothing left to offer. He’s spent.
 
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Vance has given Josie a drum pad to play with. He's making alliances tonight.
 
Honestly from a purely game perspective Simmons has to go. It’s been made clear that he has no path to victory. This is Sams money and he told him to his face he’s going to lose. At this point I’d say Simmons has nothing left to offer. He’s spent.
if his weird chinky tai chi, autistic improv, and insufferable harmonica didn't already piss chat off, tonight's crossdressing show definitely did. i'd probably wager he's the least popular member of the show now, though at least he inspires disgust, where mauro inspires ambivalence.
 
Jon is just Chris Chan if he was into Andrew Tate instead of Sonic/MLP
Honestly from a purely game perspective Simmons has to go. It’s been made clear that he has no path to victory. This is Sams money and he told him to his face he’s going to lose. At this point I’d say Simmons has nothing left to offer. He’s spent.
Do you think Sam was being serious? Its hard for me to tell. I could see Sam being disgusted by how much Simmons was enjoying being a ladyboy for the camera and wanting him gone but I could also see him wanting to keep Simmons around to fuck with him more.
 
Honestly from a purely game perspective Simmons has to go. It’s been made clear that he has no path to victory. This is Sams money and he told him to his face he’s going to lose. At this point I’d say Simmons has nothing left to offer. He’s spent.
Simone is definitely on the chopping block, but Vance is a threat to the other contestants. The sooner the other's figure out what Vance is, the better. Also, he's fucking boring.
does everyone from washington suck?

edit:im retarded and thought he was from seattle.
No, just King County and maybe Pierce County. Everywhere else is redneck paradise.
 
Do you think Sam was being serious? Its hard for me to tell. I could see Sam being disgusted by how much Simmons was enjoying being a ladyboy for the camera and wanting him gone but I could also see him wanting to keep Simmons around to fuck with him more.

Yeah, I do. Simmons snuck out an only fans and put on a tranny sideshow. Sam is good at a lot of things but hiding his disgust is not one of them. He verbally bullied him up until he left. Literally had him sat in a dark room to reflect. I think the money he gave him tonight is meant to be a ticket home. Sam influenced the vote tonight and is doing everything he can to influence Simmons off his show.
 
Yeah, I do. Simmons snuck out an only fans and put on a tranny sideshow. Sam is good at a lot of things but hiding his disgust is not one of them. He verbally bullied him up until he left. Literally had him sat in a dark room to reflect. I think the money he gave him tonight is meant to be a ticket home. Sam influenced the vote tonight and is doing everything he can to influence Simmons off his show.
The shuffling him off to his room until he changed out of his tranny getup definitely hints at genuine revulsion, I'll grant you that. Ribbing him all night is a bit more ambiguous but given all the other context clues I see what you're saying. I guess time will tell, if he's gone first the fix was in.
 
Simmons is fucking hilarious. Tranny shit has jaded this forum so much that they can't appreciate watching an asian twink producing some of the most high quality top-shelf cringe I've seen in a good while and while I understand, it makes me sad. Simmons needs to stay around for a good while.
 
Yeah, I do. Simmons snuck out an only fans and put on a tranny sideshow. Sam is good at a lot of things but hiding his disgust is not one of them. He verbally bullied him up until he left. Literally had him sat in a dark room to reflect. I think the money he gave him tonight is meant to be a ticket home. Sam influenced the vote tonight and is doing everything he can to influence Simmons off his show.
I was wrong apparently.
 
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