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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Cool damiels thanks.
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DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
Wetawd stwentgh wins
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Damiel is a fuckin’ straight up crackhead.

He’ll be perched up from inbetween two narrow walls in a narrow hallway like spider poised to catch his fly, and when Jon is taking his 3:30 AM mandatory piss, Damiel will strike from above with crackhead fury.

Crackhead energy always wins.
 
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
Damiel is a skinny fat lethargic weakling. Jon has been shown to be able to take blows directly to the head from Jason Goldstriker. There isn't a world where Damiel wins a fight against Jon even with an ambush bonus.
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Yeah I know I’m just having a bit of fun imagining Damiel as some crackhead Batman emerging from the shadows and doing a chicken dance over their lifeless bodies.
 
Gutes Zeug 2.0 said:
Damiel got btfo'd so hard by a retarded man he just dropped the act entirely, not very interesting anymore imo
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This unironically. Jon confronted this guy to his face. Exposed him a the plant in front of everyone. Damiel then retreats to his room for 20 minutes to cry to Jet about it. He seethed so hard he exposed himself as the plant on purpose. Fingers crossed he gets the boot tomorrow. All the charm from the whole "plant" arc is gone now.

Edit: Why are Damiel fags claiming this as a win? He's not a contestant and he's blowing the whole dynamic open because of a retard. I fucking hate twitter so much lmao
 
Meanwhile, Simmons won't stop fucking listing off random words next to the word "Foreskin", and laughing at his own jokes. The ladies laughed at it a little bit ago, but he won't give it a rest.
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garbanzobean said:
Screenshot this:
No one will get money not because they'll quit, but because sam will use it to pay to fix the damages in the rental home. Which is why he's destroying shit.
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I don't think it's a rental, unless it's been confirmed otherwise. The house probably cost 300-400k, and will be repaired and sold right after the show is done. That's how I'd do it if I were in Sam's position, anyway. Rental has too many liabilities.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
This unironically. Jon confronted this guy to his face. Exposed him a the plant in front of everyone. Damiel then retreats to his room for 20 minutes to cry to Jet about it. He seethed so hard he exposed himself as the plant on purpose. Fingers crossed he gets the boot tomorrow. All the charm from the whole "plant" arc is gone now.
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That would make the most sense.

I feel like his arc is done and that the fishes showed they don't need a plant.

Wish Jon would stop metagaming tho.
 
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