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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
waffle said:
Josie is probably real autistic, she seems to be slowly warming up to the other people there, I kind of expect Jet knows that there is some thing they can do to make her wig out and are just holding it back for a strategic moment. It'll be kino.

I kind of think Vance is a second plant. He seems too normal most of the time, and then just busts out these occasional bizarre stories like being a glue fiend that just seem to bizarre to be real. He'd be living in a gutter
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I have faith in Josie providing content. First night when she kept everyone awake to 3am with the toy was very funny and I expect her autism will lead to something like that eventually again.

Mario has for me provided the least amount of content and I hope he will start doing some soon.
 
waffle said:
Josie is probably real autistic, she seems to be slowly warming up to the other people there, I kind of expect Jet knows that there is some thing they can do to make her wig out and are just holding it back for a strategic moment. It'll be kino.

I kind of think Vance is a second plant. He seems too normal most of the time, and then just busts out these occasional bizarre stories like being a glue fiend that just seem to bizarre to be real. He'd be living in a gutter
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I don't think they want Josie to have an authentic episode or mental breakdown. People might start to realize what torture actually looks like & it isn't as if Josie has done anything wrong other than be a slight auditory pest. The simps would go wild & not in a good way.
 
waffle said:
I kind of think Vance is a second plant. He seems too normal most of the time, and then just busts out these occasional bizarre stories like being a glue fiend that just seem to bizarre to be real. He'd be living in a gutter
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Vance apparently had some pretty based takes on twitter, he also emulates Sam in his comedy vids, I would figure that he's a plant too. The other contestants seem strange but real, Vance seems a bit contrived.
 
Blindeye said:
You're assuming that the rules they used are set in stone and chat vote will always be able to determine outcomes, but we're a week in, and so far absolutely nothing has gone according to plan, and they've chaotically changed or broken the rules every day, so I don't think this is a serious concern
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Welcome to Fishtank where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.
This has been really entertaining so far but it’s clear the overall implementation was a bit of a rush job.
 
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He is actually doing the chair jumps.
 
Gottahavemysips said:
I'd be pretty upset if they start targeting Jon too much because he called out the plant. If that's the case, it's probably because he ruined some kind of epic reveal prank or some shit. I don't have much faith in them not letting this shit get personal, especially if Damiel is going to be heavily involved in the crew from here on.
I understand the desire to create some friction, but that should be what the sharks and Goldstriker are for, not some kind of inside man. Hell, they could just as easily have given off that impression by continuously hinting about plants and pulling certain fish aside far more than usual. They may have needed a last minute fish, but letting him keep a phone really makes shit seem artificial.
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I think we’re all taking part in what Sam sees as a pilot. The problem is in order to have a pilot you have to have a concept. The issue with having strong concept is Jon has consistently been Sam and Jets foil.

I use to see Jon as a snitch because Sam influenced us into that line of thinking. But it’s not Jons fault that Sam and the burn out crew didn’t properly prep for anything. A guy like Jon should have been a given for a perfect naive cast member. But the crew failed to insulate him from the outside world every step of the way.

It’s not on Jon to play along with your abstract concepts. It’s on Jon and the rest of the cast to react to what happens around them. By that metric Jon isn’t a snitch and is doing what he’s supposed to do.

With this like of thinking it leads you to this:

Fishtank is a great show despite Jets plans falling apart. Abusing Jon because you suck at being a producer is the wrong move and jeopardizes everything.
 
Ridley said:
I don't think they want Josie to have an authentic episode or mental breakdown. People might start to realize what torture actually looks like & it isn't as if Josie has done anything wrong other than be a slight auditory pest. The simps would go wild & not in a good way.
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It's MDE, being a piece of shit to be funny is pretty on brand.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
What are we missing? Switching the food from the fridge and freezer? Turning the lights off?
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Turning cameras off
Turning cameras on(without letting them know)
Give snacks
Give supply
Take bed

and some ones are datamined but were not active like sending in drag queen and some other stuff.
 
Every time I start feeling any sympathy for Josie I remember the anime kid getting choked out with their own guts and I don’t feel bad for her anymore.

On the contrary. Someone should start bullying her and interrupting her stimming.
 
I think there should be loud alarms going off waking them up every morning. This is retarded. European timezones especially basically miss all the action.
 
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