🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Fortyone]

Seen a few people post this and I hope none of them are serious because it would be insufferable. Modern Chris actually makes me MATI, constantly rambling about husbands and the merge and repeating phrases in that creepy baby voice that he does. Not to mention that his speech is less coherent than Jon, it would drive me fucking nuts.

He would get pressed and fucked with constantly, so if you hate chris for what he did him going on fish tank would be fantastic. He won't though, he's a drugged up zombie in some halfway house who legally can't use the internet or something like that right now.

 

[DankSmoker]

worst plant since poison ivy. It's not even funny if the plant just sits there, it should raise at least a little bit of chaos.

Think about it, he is basically a houseplant that acts as set dressing.

 

[Disheveled-Human]

I want Frank Hassle to hassle Jon.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Even if something is dug up on the guy I have the feeling it would be totally unremarkable, which is why I think he is the plant by virtue of being the only normal person there.

Plant or tard wrangler? He reminds me of a couple psych nurses I know.

 

[ChunkyKong]

Jon went downstairs for an interview and all the other fish are now discussing the way he has been acting out today

Got a feeling like he saw sam breaking stuff and is trying to emulate it since he has stockholm syndrome now

 

[stink rink]

Josie now being interviewed by Goldstriker. Hopefully it's just an excuse to train her to beat Jon's annoying ass.

 

[Super Male Vitality]

Is there any news on when the stream will be back up normally on the website?

 

[JoshuaSpoonFeederKing]

"I went a week and a half without eating before" - Slyvia
DOUBT

 

[stink rink]

Is there any news on when the stream will be back up normally on the website?

Sam said last night that it would be today, tomorrow, the next day, the day after.............. he has no idea

 

[Disheveled-Human]

The 2 fat people are the most lazy and boring. I hope they get kicked off first. The fat albino just lounges around reading and eating and the fat spic is an anti-social recluse.

 

[GatorAids]

Sam gave Josie a blanket infected with Small Pox 2.0. You heard it here first.

 

[Collie]

Sam is such a loser now wtf happened, the fishtank is fine but Sam Hyde is no longer funny too me

 

[Retink Retunk]

Sylvia should learn how to buy clothes that don't make it look like she smells.

 

[convulsion swell]

"I went a week and a half without eating before" - Slyvia
DOUBT

I'd believe it. Plenty of fatties love fasting and then psychotically gaining weight back. Eating disorder bitches are fucked up.

 

[stink rink]

Dethroned. I'm fucking shaking shitting and crying

 

[the fall of man]

This entire living room is starting to look like professor Charles Xavier's school for the hopelessly retarded

Also Sylvia is eternally seething that Letty is accidentally the most obvious thirst trap since Josie is just an industrial robot disguised as a human and Sylvia is at least a hamcontinent

 

[KPO12-43 Again]

 

[Polyboros2]

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Dethroned. I'm fucking shaking shitting and crying

The virgin ball bouncing in a skirt to the camera for attention vs the chad bouncing with your back to the camera for your own autistic reasons.

Lettie will be walking around in her underwear soon if they don't start piping in thirst TTS to satisfy her need for attention.

 

[Sneedifarms]

Sylvia should learn how to buy clothes that don't make it look like she smells.

josie is an exercise in how fashion and temperament can elevate a 3/10 to a 6/10, and sylvia is an example of how the exact same thing can lower a 2/10 to a -5/10

 

[the fall of man]

Sylvia's outfit screams "paint me like one of your French aircraft carriers"