🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    814
I just realized Vance is now single after his BLM girlfriend saw the Rabi skit and her globohomo media conditioning kicked in and she needed to defend America's greatest ally from such bigotry.

convulsion swell said:
I stepped out and missed this, can you elaborate?
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It's pretty obvious, they're in the basement, filming interviews, and she's upstairs hammering the floor with a bouncy ball.
 
Jon is trying to get everyone to sleep together so the sharks won't fuck with him hard, Jon knows his head should be on a swivel.
 
Jon has clearly never lived with siblings or his parents never told him he needs to shut the fuck up with how consistently loud he is
 
Blitzsneed said:
"They told us not to make noise!"
"Owh."

I was worried that the Tawd G would seriously injure himself.
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He's such a fucking sped it's insane, nearly broke Simmons' legs by jumping off of the stairs and onto the couch. I'm dumping the last of my $JON and going all in on Josiecoin out of the ones remaining.
 
>Provide bouncy ball with the intention that the person bouncing it would irk or annoy the other housemates, creating tension
>Instead it fucks up your interview audio and you have to grovel and plead with the contestants not to bounce the ball for 5 minutes
Cant stop laughing after the parkour incident lads, this is too much
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I hadn't got to watch much today, I just saw that Letty purposely dressed more autistic today because she saw the boy are nicer to Josie than her. :story:
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She know what she's doing. Do NOT fall for her tricks. If the cameras were any better than 720p we'd probably be able to see her snail trail everywhere 🤢
 
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jallsballs said:
"hey guys can you stop bouncing the ball during the interviews? it's loud"

jon proceeds to climb the stairs and leap down on the couch
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Imagine getting trolled by the contestants in your own "hell house".
If I was Jet I would just hang myself on camera at this point.
 
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