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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    814
Sylvia looking like Street Fighter M Bison

I lust for Josie punishment. Don't get me wrong, I like her the most out of the girls, but cuff her, hogtie her, put a straightjacket on her, anything that prevents her from "stimming". Maybe all the pathetic simps have gotten to me.

What's everyone's ranking so far? I'm not a hardcore fan of anyone, but I think Jon's been the clear winner so far with his strong stupidity and just being a character on top of it.

1. Jon
2. Vance
3. Josie
4. Letty
5. Simmons
6. Mauro
7. Sylvia

Hard to rank them, as they are all kind of middling. If Simmons didn't eat such an L yesterday, I'd probably rank him higher.
 
So what's the story behind Damiel?
Dam tried to pick a fight with Jon and got out-autismed so hard he went to his room and either willingly left or broke the rules by saying fuck it and getting on his phone in front of the cameras and was removed for that, not too clear yet I don't think but he's off
 
So what's the story behind Damiel?
Highly suspected to be a plant due to pics of him in Sam's studio, pics with Jet, obvious phone and the poop incident.
Jon called him a plant yesterday, Damiel threatened Jon, Jon said "go for it" and damiel went upstairs and had a strop, danced like a monkey to music off his phone and then was pulled out by a shark after a hug.
Maybe, just maybe, he was kicked out for the phone. But in all likelihood he was kicked because he was a plant and got found out.

As someone much smarter and funnier than me pointed out, Jon believes literally every conspiracy theory he hears. He's spent a week telling the others the moon landing wasnt real and that cancer is a fungus, then he calls someone a plant and is CORRECT. How on earth do you think that makes the others feel?
 
Dam tried to pick a fight with Jon and got out-autismed so hard he went to his room and either willingly left or broke the rules by saying fuck it and getting on his phone in front of the cameras and was removed for that, not too clear yet I don't think but he's off
Imagine losing to Jon in a battle of wits.

Highly suspected to be a plant
I thought he was a plant when I first saw him. He reminded me of the Sam style comedy and he was too spergy.
 
Sylvia looking like Street Fighter M Bison

I lust for Josie punishment. Don't get me wrong, I like her the most out of the girls, but cuff her, hogtie her, put a straightjacket on her, anything that prevents her from "stimming". Maybe all the pathetic simps have gotten to me.

What's everyone's ranking so far? I'm not a hardcore fan of anyone, but I think Jon's been the clear winner so far with his strong stupidity and just being a character on top of it.

1. Jon
2. Vance
3. Josie
4. Letty
5. Simmons
6. Mauro
7. Sylvia

Hard to rank them, as they are all kind of middling. If Simmons didn't eat such an L yesterday, I'd probably rank him higher.
For me it's

1. Jon
2. Simmons
3. Letty
4. Damiel
5. Josie
6. Vance
7. Mauro
8. Sylvia

Purely in terms of moving the plot forward. People will miss Simmons a lot more than they realize if he gets kicked out imo, even if he's a faggot he's the person who tries to make stuff happen the most right behind Jon
 
Violetta real brave letting Concussion Jon pour hot water from a saucepan into a cup o noodles with her hands anywhere in the vicinity
 
Those tight pants are NOT doing Sylvia any favors.

ohgodwhy.jpg
 
the candy machine that dispenses random garbage, there is a key to the garage in it so if they get it they can turn the hot water on and get access to some kettle bells.
Just kick the door, Sam has pretty much breached any "no wrecking shit" decorum. I mean, that isn't weed or going outside.
 
Purely in terms of moving the plot forward. People will miss Simmons a lot more than they realize if he gets kicked out imo, even if he's a faggot he's the person who tries to make stuff happen the most right behind Jon
I think Sam has cleared his head about Simmons after last night but it’s in his best interest to not put on a dress and eye fuck the audience again.
 
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