🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Did Simmons just say "If you work on your power, you'll be invincible"

 

[Aristides]

This man is so fucking delusional and impressionable I can't believe it.

Remember when he started grunting during workouts and hit the kitchen trash can lid in a crude imitation of Sam? This happened immediately after Sam's thrashing of the house. Just a lost little boy mentally parked at thirteen years of age, looking for Dad.

 

[C. Cactus]

not that surprising. My grandpa was good enough at guitar to be on a small radio station for years. couldn't read sheet music.

TMI but based so I'll give it a pass

 

[Mr.Bucket]

not that surprising. My grandpa was good enough at guitar to be on a small radio station for years. couldn't read sheet music.

I've known a *lot* of professional musicians who can't read sheet music.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Remember when he started grunting during workouts and hit the kitchen trash can lid in a crude imitation of Sam? This happened immediately after Sam's thrashing of the house. Just a lost little boy mentally parked at thirteen years of age, looking for Dad.

Thirteen is generous. My fucking nephew is better behaved than Jon and he's like 6. They should unironically give them children's media about conflict resolution and controlling your emotions next.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

Sylvia: "Get all your anger out."
Letty: "I don't have any anger."

The big bedroom says otherwise.

 

[C. Cactus]

What did Jet just do?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Is it just me or does Letty really give off ShoeOnHead vibes of trying to be a small bean uwu.

Her fate is the Canadian cuckshed.

 

[Kong Strong]

What did Jet just do?

He moved the chair so you can see the drumming

 

[GatorAids]

If this shit is somehow scripted it better end with a knock down, drag out fight where both contestants are autistically screaming like its DBZ.

 

[nut butter]

Are they both crying now? Simmons voice seems like it's quavering.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

These niggas are about to start charging up their JO crystals

 

[drog]

jet needs to get up there and tell them they can leave the room or this will go on forever

 

[convulsion swell]

Why the fuck is Simmons saying saturday morning cartoon level platitudes to him? How long has this been going on? Why is Jon listening quietly? I have so many questions.
Edit: Bring on those clocks if this is a repeat, but I laughed.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

not that surprising. My grandpa was good enough at guitar to be on a small radio station for years. couldn't read sheet music.

Likewise, reading sheet music doesn't translate to talent on any instrument.

 

[C. Cactus]

Is it just me or does Letty really give off ShoeOnHead vibes of trying to be a small bean uwu.

Her fate is the Canadian cuckshed.

I've only seen one Shoeonhead video but I do kind of get that vibe. Letty seems nice and charming to me but that's probably just because I don't run into "Discord Girl" types in my regular life so I don't know what to look for to know if they're doing an act.

 

[DustBuns]

I honestly have zero clue how Sam is going to approach this tomorrow.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

Why are they so Gay?

 

[Crungass]

Are they both crying now? Simmons voice seems like it's quavering.

Simmons is a soulless chink so he's never had anyone to talk with.
Jon is retarded with no apparent father figure so he's probably never had anyone to talk to without screaming.
This can make someone cry even if it is over the most trivial bullshit.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Why the fuck is Simmons saying saturday morning cartoon level platitudes to him? How long has this been going on? Why is Jon listening quietly? I have so many questions.

That's probably how he learned half his english