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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Blue Morpho said:
Jet shut it down but gave them a consolation prize. Jon, of course, has read the Halo book already.

So have I
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Eric Nylund's Halo books are actually really good Military Sci Fi that do a great job expanding Halo. You didn't need to read them to understand the plot of the games. But they were still cool and added context. So of fucking course one of the first things 343 ruined was the books. By making you read a mid three book science fantasy trilogy just to understand the existence of one character and how his existence is a massive retcon of everything else.

Anyway, Joncoin is on a dip. Buy now to whide da wawve.
 
SpruceEater said:
It's not just the spam, it's the obsession the audience has with her. All because she walks in circles and "stims" which is questionable to an extent. There are literally thousands of quirky 4/10 e-girls that these guys can find. Nothing she's done has been entertaining.
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Josie makes Letty seethe internally due to the amount of attention Josie is getting and she wants sum of dat attention bux.
Josie makes Jon stans seethe because they can't think ahead 10 seconds(perpetual present like a nigger). For example the room switching, Top J stans got mad at the care for Josie while it was happening but not thinking about the discord that's brewing babying Josie especially in front of the attention slut whose been changing her behavior and dress code the past week to steal attention away from the retarded injun girl.

Another example of poor foresight but this time from the general audience was the signification of dumping the trash on the island counter. People were mad that the sharks were cleaning up after the retards but in less then one week they became acclimated to a caretaker coming in periodically to clean up their mess but I guess that role has been delegated to the Injun girl which caused more brownie points to her because she cook, she clean, she make the conquistador genes act up, and she retarded. To me the biggest pointer of jannie acclimation was the rotting meat.
 
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Secreta Secretorum said:
"and like I wasn't gonna like blare it out like obviously when I'm on camera because like I try to keep it low-key but like yes like two like the other day like I wanted to make it seem obvious"

Damiel was actually the biggest retard in that house and that's really saying something holy shit
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>"I'm definitely the main character"
What a self-absorbed faggot. And the retards sucking his cock are too. Instead of going to sleep and wait until Jon fucks up (which happens pretty quick and often), his fee-fees got hurt too much and he chimped out, resulting in him getting kicked off. He provided content constantly and was well-liked by the audience, just why? Why did he let himself being this psychologically buckbroken by a retard with a speech impediment? And now runs his mouth and getting faded to cope like a junkoid IP2 streamer. I liked him, but this is a massive L.
$DAM absolutely tanking rn.
 
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Blitzsneed said:
>"I'm definitely the main character"
What a self-absorbed faggot. And the retards sucking his cock are too. Instead of going to sleep and wait until Jon fucks up (which happens pretty quick and often), his fee-fees got hurt too much and he chimped out, resulting in him getting kicked off. He provided content constantly and was well-liked by the audience, just why? Why did he let himself being this psychologically buckbroken by a retard with a speech impediment? And now runs his mouth and getting faded to cope like a junkoid IP2 streamer. I liked him, but this is a massive L.
$DAM absolutely tanking rn.
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I agree. The guy did alright job at providing SOME content, he definitely spiced things up a bit, but no way was this guy a main character, lmao.
All the "Damnation" posts must have gotten to him, the guy literally left after a weak confrontation and has audacity to claim shit like that.

Hopefully they won't bring him back as a contestant, he pulled the plug himself, so why pander him?
Also here's to hoping that Jon won't be bullied into oblivion now, as of now he is the core of the project, most of the events revolve around him somewhat.
 
DryRaisin said:
Hopefully they won't bring him back as a contestant, he pulled the plug himself, so why pander him?
Also here's to hoping that Jon won't be bullied into oblivion now, as of now he is the core of the project, most of the events revolve around him somewhat.
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If Jon gets straight up targeted to force him out while Josie gets favorited by everyone, I wouldn't expect this project to last for two more weeks. TTS still isn't active and Letty does not know about the revenge porn leaks and her batshit insane ex's (who was driven to this level by her) antics. As soon as that gets mentioned, she will only last a few days at maximum. Morgueo, Sylvia and especially Vance would be the most likely to pull through in the coming weeks, while not being totally coddled. The 2nd week has just started and Damiel leaving gave the crew a full week of breathing room to bring the site back. Who knows, how this entire thing will play out.
 
DryRaisin said:
I agree. The guy did alright job at providing SOME content, he definitely spiced things up a bit, but no way was this guy a main character, lmao.
All the "Damnation" posts must have gotten to him, the guy literally left after a weak confrontation and has audacity to claim shit like that.

Hopefully they won't bring him back as a contestant, he pulled the plug himself, so why pander him?
Also here's to hoping that Jon won't be bullied into oblivion now, as of now he is the core of the project, most of the events revolve around him somewhat.
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Every Fishtank coverage account on Twitter is also sucking off Damiel and interacting with him. I definitely agree that he did some good things on the show, but he's a massive faggot for leaving the show cause he got clapped back by a retard who can barely speak.

Dude's weak as shit. If one argument with a retard is enough to make him go cry to his friends he doesn't belong on a show like this.
 
DryRaisin said:
I agree. The guy did alright job at providing SOME content, he definitely spiced things up a bit, but no way was this guy a main character, lmao.
All the "Damnation" posts must have gotten to him, the guy literally left after a weak confrontation and has audacity to claim shit like that.

Hopefully they won't bring him back as a contestant, he pulled the plug himself, so why pander him?
Also here's to hoping that Jon won't be bullied into oblivion now, as of now he is the core of the project, most of the events revolve around him somewhat.
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For the first few days Damiel literally just laid in bed all day from weed withdrawls, then finally got the strength to attempt fucking with jon, jon pressed him back, he bitched out and ran away. If he really considered himself the main character he should have stuck around and developed a strategy to win, like Vance's lay low and show no emotions to the other fish strategy
 
TwoToedTed said:
Hey wiseguy what’s da big idea? Where’s da website in dis joint?
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It went from "site should be back up by Monday" to "site should be back up this week".. it's nice not having to constantly flick between cameras but I feel like it's also seriously squandering the show's potential. I wasn't gonna bother watching the YouTube stream but if I hadn't and instead waited for the site to be back up I would've missed so much.
 
curbside2 said:
Damiel is so shook after taking L after L from Jon. If placed back in the house Damiel now has the same value as the other retarded cast members. Tard Chad pulled his card.
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His name is DamieL now.
Unsure why some people yesterday were coping hard saying it was planned for him to get mogged by Jon Biden.
Even the best of us could get mogged by a retard on a bad day.

+DamieL is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
 
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