🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[SpruceEater]

That shit was minor compared to the rest of the night.

I saw the other clips with Jon but I was hoping there would've been more content revolving around the gloves. Would've been funny if he were to walk downstairs this morning with them still on.

 

[Sneed or Death]

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LMAO what a quote on the back

"Words cannot explain how horrible this book is" probably. This is a good lesson in selective quoting.

His author's page on Amazon is a gold mine in general. Simmons brings you such books as:

Edible All in One Cannabis Cookbook: 35+ Delicious Medical Marijuana Recipes Homemade to High End Chef​

How to Pick Up Girls and Keep Them​

How to Find A Japanese Girlfriend If You're Asian​

Astragalus: The Chinese Secret for Endurance and Longevity: Tips to use Astragalus like a Pro​

Everything You Need to Know About Python for Beginners​

Natural Fertility Recipes For Men and Women: No BS Just Recipes​

15 Natural Ways to Fix PCOS: Polycystic Ovary Syndrome​

 

[Blitzsneed]

Everything You Need to Know About Python for Beginners

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Come on, man. It would've been better if it was one for R*st.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I didn't miss much but what I did miss was pretty funny. The crew trying to herd retards like Jon and Simmons into going to bed and Jon being ungovernable in the dumbest manner possible.

Mauro and Sylvia are in a giggly mood and making fun of Simmons for crying over his conversation with Jon. Mauro says "I just cannot fucking take them seriously. Crying for what?" Sylvia says something about going in there and listening to them: "Letty was like, falling asleep on their bed, I'm like bro..." Mauro giggles and says "bro, when Simmons came in here, to like talk to me, he still had like little tears in his eyes and I was like, bro..." Sylvia scoffs.

Mauro is just one of the girls

Damiel and his yes men were on a twitter space.

What a bunch a faggots, at least, he promised Jon to a boxing match.

Damiel NOOOOOOOOOOO! This guy had the thickets skin during TTS but he really could not swallow that L from a retard. Now he seethes and replies to Jon-stans on twitter lol

Of course the E-tier fandomless bloaters are the ones talking shit.
Slyvia has been such a spiteful hog over these past 24hrs, she can't match the bromance that Top J and Selfsuck Simmons have.

To be fair to Mauro and Sylvia, that shit with Simmons and Jon was the gayest shit I've seen all week. I would absolutely be making fun of them too.

 

[The Man With No Name]

If you know the "Manosphere" and all of the commentators like Rian Stone, Rich Cooper and most importantly Rollo Tomassi, you would know not to trust Andrew Tate. The simple reason is that he just took these dudes rather niche mens advice content (which isn't basic pick-up artist advice like RSD) and attached a lifestyle to it - bugattis, a camwhore business and lotsa money is what he is actually selling you, while parroting stuff from Tomassi's book The Rational Male. Tate has appeared in multiple streams with these people way before he got famous.

Also, Tate is extremely insecure as we saw with the Greta thing. Romanian incarceration aside, he's an astroturfed grifter who I severely dislike, but I think he can serve young men as a gateway to all those other creators I actually like.

Kids gotta learn that they need to cycle through their internet daddies and have variety. You can't expect to just watch Josh, Sam and Metokur and then a little bit of Tate and suddenly you're an "alpha" or "sigma", which are behaviours and not a state of being. A paypig asked Sam about mens advice and he immediately gave David Deida's book as a suggestion, who is also one of the more well known manoshpere people.

What Tate is doing is something we saw Penis Masterson do on Dr. Phil years ago, but backed by a lot more paid for exposure. If I had money to spare, I would TTS Jon to read The Rational Male and stop Tatesperging.

This is very true. I've always questioned people about Tate because he has no footprint and he came out of nowhere. He has no credibility within any community. He's a prop that was set up.

 

[AskeDead]

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Fragile ego on display

why did people like this dude again? was it the kooky jumping on the island and saying he's a monkey bit or something?

 

[SpruceEater]

Urhmm wtf Simmons?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

why did people like this dude again? was it the kooky jumping on the island and saying he's a monkey bit or something?

It was him making fun of Jon's gay voice and fake stories, plus the schizo shadow boxing and hood act.

 

[Fortyone]

why did people like this dude again? was it the kooky jumping on the island and saying he's a monkey bit or something?

He was the only one that tried to fuck with anyone or cause drama when he wasn't vegging out in bed from withdrawls. He could also cook actual fried chicken instead of whatever slop jon whips up.

 

[Thought Himinal]

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Already ordered. I'll start sharing some pics tomorrow.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Urhmm wtf Simmons?

you watch the fishtank, I'll watch the skies

 

[Appetizer]

why did people like this dude again? was it the kooky jumping on the island and saying he's a monkey bit or something?

I think the fact that he's Filipino attracted both Asians and Hispanics to view him as the self-insert main character. Very easy choice to make when the alternatives are Simmons and Mauro.

Similarly his chaos-maxxing made him look good to the people who want the show to be torturing the contestants.

 

[AskeDead]

It was him making fun of Jon's gay voice and fake stories, plus the schizo shadow boxing and hood act.

He was the only one that tried to fuck with anyone or cause drama when he wasn't vegging out in bed from withdrawls. He could also cook actual fried chicken instead of whatever slop jon whips up.

cringe beyond words. hopefully he OD's on fent before jet can bring his little faggy buttbuddy back to ruin it even more.

 

[ThePissWitch]

*Anything happens to Simmons*
Writes a book on it

Looking forward to his book on how to council your autistic child

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Maurocoin has never been more valuable than it is after last nights events. The Layin' Hawaiian gave Josie the name for her new plushie AND he told Jon to fuck off when he was autistically screeching about Andrew Tate. According to Letti, Jon was very frightening when he was in this Tate-fueled rage but Mauro don't scare and helped dethrone the tarded-tyrant from his recliner throne.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

To be fair to Mauro and Sylvia, that shit was Simmons and Jon was the gayest shit I've seen all week. I would absolutely be making fun of them too.

That may have been gay, but they aren't fat and gay.

 

[Angry Shoes]

(who was driven to this level by her)

Do we have any proof of this or are you just assuming this because she seems like the type of person who would do this?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

cringe beyond words. hopefully he OD's on fent before jet can bring his little faggy buttbuddy back to ruin it even more.

I just want someone to tell Jon to shut the fuck up when he starts yelling and peaking the mics. Damiel was the only person to ever do so directly.

When/if TTS comes back at least chat can pull their weight in that regard.

 

[Blitzsneed]

Do we have any proof of this or are you just assuming this because she seems like the type of person who would do this?

AFAIK, she cucked him. It was posted earlier in this thread.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Do we have any proof of this or are you just assuming this because she seems like the type of person who would do this?

Psst. It's the second one.