🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Blue Morpho said:
Maurocoin has never been more valuable than it is after last nights events. The Layin' Hawaiian gave Josie the name for her new plushie AND he told Jon to fuck off when he was autistically screeching about Andrew Tate. According to Letti, Jon was very frightening when he was in this Tate-fueled rage but Mauro don't scare and helped dethrone the tarded-tyrant from his recliner throne.
Click to expand...
As useless as Mauro has been, the screencaps of him laying on his bed tickle me.
mc-Screenshot_20230425-145649.png
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Shig O'nella said:
Psst. It's the second one.
Click to expand...
I assumed so. She seems attention starved and a bit duplicitous but to say “having an insane ex who is trying to ruin her life is entirely her fault” seems like a stretch and sounds like people projecting their dislike of ethots onto her.
 
The Blue Morpho said:
I just want someone to tell Jon to shut the fuck up when he starts yelling and peaking the mics. Damiel was the only person to ever do so directly.
Click to expand...
The producers told him to shut up once via TTS on day 1 before TTS was enabled. Sent them all for a spin trying to figure out if TTS was on already or not lol.
 
I just want to take a minute to ruminate on how ridiculous that ~2 hour therapy session between Simmons and Jon was. Between that and the autistic meltdown, it really was Jon showing his hand hard. This guy is so fucking dumb and gullible and, in his own words, he's been taken advantage of repeatedly in his life. He thought-loops over the same busted logic about Tate and his plan to make millions of dollars with no sign of slowing down. So much so, in fact, that the crew has to shut it down and make them move on to something else.

This guy should be in a group home. I don't hate Jon, I even feel a bit bad for him for getting jumped and being born that handicapped, but Jon is the type of dude you you wouldn't want to deal with unless you were getting paid to.
 
Simmons tells Jon he has a cute accent (apropos nothing lmao), Letty is confused, starts suspecting they're gaslighting her into believing his speech impediment is an accent.
(sorry if it has been posted, catching up after sleeping)
 
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:
Simmons tells Jon he has a cute accent (apropos nothing lmao), Letty is confused, starts suspecting they're gaslighting her into believing his speech impediment is an accent.
(sorry if it has been posted, catching up after sleeping)
View attachment 5085864
Click to expand...
Simmons is proving himself to be a sexual deviant with many hang ups. I’m curious what’s on his hard drive. I have to wonder if Letty regrets taking part in his sexual deviancy now that she knows it’s what he wants and wasn’t humiliating for him.
 
I think it's funny how fast Jon leaves the room when he's forced on a reading date with Letty but after screaming at Simmons he'll go chat and get touchy with him for several hours. Jon that wasn't supposed to be a private date with Simmons...Jet just wanted you to quiet down.
 
Pisek said:
I think it's funny how fast Jon leaves the room when he's forced on a reading date with Letty but after screaming at Simmons he'll go chat and get touchy with him for several hours. Jon that wasn't supposed to be a private date with Simmons...Jet just wanted you to quiet down.
Click to expand...
When the shark brought in the vase of roses I fucking lost it
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom