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[The Blue Morpho]

I think he's just a weird Chinese actor guy they hired off of backstage. He also kept mentioning a week as the length of time this was supposed to last. I think he was meant to be let go of during this week's elimination and he's a paid actor. This however doesn't explain his books.
Simmons' backstage

The site is too broken for me to upload an image, but Simmons looks fucking yoked in one of those pictures. Admittedly he's like 5'5, little guys can lean out easy and look muscular, but still damn lol. Jon should have paid better attention during his gymnastics and thai chi demonstrations. To think I was making fun of his Russian twists last week.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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first screenshot is a close favorite for me but the second one made me go what the fuck

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but this is my favorite of all time because i just imagine this retard going into a walmart, sees a somewhat attractive asian woman by the dairy section and he’s like “well guess im not getting milk today” and just walks out and goes home

 

[No Face]

letty is currently explaining what a lolcow is to Jon

is she /our/girl ?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

You can just use Kindle's free trial and then download the books through Kindle's windows application. It has DRM so you need to use another program in order to have it as a shareable PDF file. I used to do it ages ago but forgot how. I think all of Simmons' books are apart of that Kindle pay scheme where you can read all of them for "free" after subscribing to Amazon Kindle or whatever it's called. But they usually offer a 30 day free trial at first.

oh shit didn’t know that, i’ll do it when i get off work: this book is too good not for me to read the whole thing

 

[Anti Snigger]

You can just use Kindle's free trial and then download the books through Kindle's windows application. It has DRM so you need to use another program in order to have it as a shareable PDF file. I used to do it ages ago but forgot how. I think all of Simmons' books are apart of that Kindle pay scheme where you can read all of them for "free" after subscribing to Amazon Kindle or whatever it's called. But they usually offer a 30 day free trial at first.

I could do it but I'm a bit nervous about doing so. Considering how niche his books are, should any piracy come to the attention of Amazon, it wouldn't be hard to track down the perpetrator

 

[Blitzsneed]

She is the closest in the group to being an actual fish.

Watching her walking in circles in the sterile looking white space with Jon tawking really reminds me of a psych ward.

 

[DryRaisin]

Her boxing the plushies was kinda adorable, ngl. What baffles me is that the Josimps want this barely functional autistic girl as their girlfriend.

She's alright, in my opinion. I guess she's not as twitchy and random in her everyday life.
What I don't get is her contribution to the tank, I get that her image is "omg spin stim" but apart from that she's on par with Sylvia or Mauro levels of content, apart from her occasional outbursts of random.
Imo she needs to be put into situations where speaking is somewhat required at the very least, as of now she is just a mascot who walks in circles all day.
No surprise she has simps though, her image caters very well to the "omg neet weeb girl" demographic.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

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i’m not spending $100 for a joke but if someone can send me a pdf file of this i’ll be a happy boy

Edit: this is the face of a 5’7 chinese man with a small penis
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5 months on HRT, be honest guys do I pass?

 

[Blackstar]

Jon claims to have been self aware at 1 & knowing shit 1 year olds wouldn't know

 

[Anti Snigger]

oh shit didn’t know that, i’ll do it when i get off work: this book is too good not for me to read the whole thing

If you do, can you get the entire bibliography and make one big zip?

 

[This Is Violence Now]

What will Goldstriker do with this information?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If you do, can you get the entire bibliography and make one big zip?

if somebody is willing to (not) show me the ropes on that, sure. i’ve never done it with books before so it’ll be a fun task to do

 

[Rakovnik]

Jon claims to have been self aware at 1 & knowing shit 1 year olds wouldn't know

I think it's the second or third time he's brought that up. "I weemembuh dwinking fwom da titty" sounded like a new one though lol

 

[Anorexic Robot]

I would like to think that 1 year old Jon is exactly like Jon today, Just some giant tantrum throwing baby with a speech impediment saying his mom wont give him titty because of he likes andrew tate and has autism

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

I wonder if Jon's parents are watching this and what they think about it

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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his writing style is as cringe as him but i’ve gotten more entertainment from simmons reading a amazon sample than fishtank

 

[Blitzsneed]

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his writing style is as cringe as him but i’ve gotten more entertainment from simmons reading a amazon sample than fishtank

Use thumbnails, for fucks sake.

Aside from that, this forced spruce meme sucks ass.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Jon talking about pissing on a doctor at 8 years old.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I wonder if Jon's parents are watching this and what they think about it

they prowbowy thwink dat he’s dewing gooud

 

[Anon88]

I would kill for the TTS to be working right now. I want Simmons to explain the questionable books he wrote.