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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
erm... what the spruce?

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Could they have really picked a more obnoxious plant? I don't mean causing conflict, that's actually entertaining. But Damiel developing an ego over getting a couple thousand followers is retarded and shows how much of a cunt he really is. I believe someone mentioned before that the most popular fishtank social media accounts also love to suck his dick off for some reason. Seriously? What did he truly accomplish as a plant?

A good plant would be gaslighting everybody. Setting up pranks in the middle of the night. Making fire and chaos rain down from the sky while nobody suspects a thing from them. The closest Damiel ever got to doing this was the mooning incident (which was pretty funny, but got the stream taken down) and bullying Jon, which didn't really go as planned. If this guy is Jets friends then it just paints Jet as even more of a fucking fag.
 
This Is Violence Now said:
Speaking of lawsuits what about the people who paid for a Season Pass and got scammed with the youtube streams instead.
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They didn't get scammed you absolute fucking retard. All of the footage is being saved and will be released in it's entirety once the project is finished. When the site is back up all the coins you paid money for are still in your account and you can still use them for the remaining five weeks. So how the fuck is a scam???

I do think Sam is going to be sued over this but not for that dumbass reason.
 
Looks like they're switching to Bunny CDN.
There's now this https://fishtank.b-cdn.net/videos/tvstack.mp4 in the website source which currently 403's.
 
Noble Redditor said:
They didn't get scammed you absolute fucking retard. All of the footage is being saved and will be released in it's entirety once the project is finished. When the site is back up all the coins you paid money for are still in your account and you can still use them for the remaining five weeks. So how the fuck is a scam???
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The chat was paywalled. Many people got a season pass just to be able to chat. Others paid to use fishtoys and send tts and it's already been a week of them being unable to do just that. Why did you get so defensive?
 
Jon attempts to bench press Simmons while he sits on a chair. Simmons took some convincing, and I am now firmly in the camp of "Jon is a homosexual".

 
Star Platinum said:
jon after completely failing to even budge simmons on bench press: my awms awe too sowe fwom all of my wawkouts
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To be fair, the contrast yesterday of complete overhyped autist moving the coin machine with ease and then the shark coming out and almost blowing his back out trying to move it was nice.
 
also in case anyone missed it, according to Jon, breakfast was invented by the grandfather of Netflix's cofounder, and part of a family conspiracy to become masters of propaganda and sell more meat
 
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