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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
This Is Violence Now said:
The chat was paywalled. Many people got a season pass just to be able to chat. Others paid to use fishtoys and send tts and it's already been a week of them being unable to do just that. Why did you get so defensive?
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Because you cried and whined like a dumb little girl about being scammed out of something when you haven't been and won't be. You're the type of retard to go to a restaurant, order a $15 burger, pay, leave a tip, say thank you and then got on Yelp like "food is overpriced"
 
convulsion swell said:
Current theory: Jon is a plant who doesn't know he is a plant. Sam found the most obnoxious fucking retard possible, and set up the true contest: Endure Him.
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I would like to amend this theory: The fish must also prevent Jon from quitting voluntarily, and Damiel's "exposure" as a plant was a false flag to make people think they had already worked out all the shenanigans.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Because you cried and whined like a dumb little girl about being scammed out of something when you haven't been and won't be. You're the type of retard to go to a restaurant, order a $15 burger, pay, leave a tip, say thank you and then got on Yelp like "food is overpriced"
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I haven't been scammed cause I didn't get a season pass. I was just discussing the validity of others taking Sam to court over the situation I just described, and you got mad for no reason instead of presenting an argument for or against the case.
 
All of those believing that Jose will be turned on by the audience is wrong. The moment that site goes backup Josie will be gifted 70 snack boxes all at once. She will then use this treasure trove to buy the loyalty of the other fish becoming a cargo cult leader and they will offer her fidget spinners as tribute.
 
Maybe I would be convinced Josie was fake if I haven’t known three separate real people that are exactly like her (asian, artist, into guro/degeneracy, wiggles in her seat). However I do think she’s aware that her stims are accepted in this meta and she’s allowing her movements to go unfiltered instead of controlling them like a normal, non tard person. Female autists get really good at self control to appear normal during social interactions but can get really crazy once they let their guard down, and I think discord and e-girls have normalized it in such a way that terminally online girltards see nothing wrong (if anything, attracting positive attention) to tard out 24/7. Before social media, popular girls would bully them back into the retard closet whenever they got too weird.

If she was doing it for clout she would have stopped by now. I think it takes her more work to suppress her movement than to make her movements.
 
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MayoBlaze said:
All of those believing that Jose will be turned on by the audience is wrong.
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Who expected that? She almost completely ignored the TTS when it was on, save for laughing at some of them. People wanna spoil the squawtist cause its like giving a puppy a new toy. Its cute.
 
Frogget-me-not said:
Maybe I world be convinced Josie was fake if I haven’t known three separate real people that are exactly like her.
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You add to the fact that she's a zoomer, stuck in there without a phone or computer and it's completely reasonable that she's having a tic every 5 secs, she's probably used to constant stimulus. I'm not trying to white-knight her but the overanalyzing by the haters seems like an overreaction to the simps.
 
The tts speaker just started buzzing again and fishtank.live no longer links the youtube stream.

site potentially going up again soon
 
i thought josie's autism was fake until i saw the type of shit she draws on instagram. all that disgusting guro shit is peak terminally online girlautism.
 
did the fucking hog seriously only wake up at 2pm? these retards are being treated too nicely, they should be up before the sun every single day like in boot camp.
 
Bog hog has woken up. Imagine waking up to this in the morning after a drinking session.
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