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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%
  • Total voters
    814
Jesus fucking christ man 100 pages since yesterday. I don't know if I can keep up anymore bros
 
genuinely such an uncomfortable mess. i know this is hell house but this is some strangulating levels of "should the genuine tards be interrogating the weird chinese pedophile?". perhaps i'll sleep and catch up tomorrow when i'm less exhausted
 
I remember reading a theory that Sam and Tardjet picked people with deep and embarrassing social media histories for audiences to dig up and use overtime. Between Lettys ex and Simmons I am confident they did not do this.

The Blue Morpho said:
You assume it was a woman and not just the day when Mauro was turned gay George Takei style
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Convinced that Mauro is gay, since the day he temporarily broke out of his comatose state for more than four hours and spoke to others, before slipping back into it. Pray for the Hawaiian Snorlax.
 
easy said:
Jesus fucking christ man 100 pages since yesterday. I don't know if I can keep up anymore bros
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Take my energy bro, we're all gonna make it

They're goading Jon into killing his baby lol

Lettie is now horrifically assaulting Jon, it's a complete massacre. Fishtank will never be the same
 
Simmons book is getting close to topping the Amazon bestseller list for camping.

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DustBuns said:
Jon could unironically be a diehard autistic interrogator because he doesn't know when to stop.
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JCS wouldn't know what to do with him as he broke every rule in the book and got a rock solid confession without even trying.
 
Jon just joked that he was gonna hit Letty with the bible and everyone believed him. Mauro told him to calm down as he reeled up. His retardation is believable to retards.
 
coof coof said:
THAT TIMING HOLY. Simmons walks back in as Vance was in middle of saying how weird he is.
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Everyone was quietly questioning the content of Simmons' creepy camp counselor book until he walked in, now it's quiet and weird. Simmons' social credit is in the red, the tension is unbearable. Jon is pushing the envelope again over and over: "Did you eva date anyone? Did you eva hook up with them? How long weh you at camp for? You didn't hook up with anyone?" All in a row. Simmons is ignoring him and acting like he's falling asleep, or maybe he just really doesn't care.
Jet comes in and explains that Simmons was being questioned over a potential knife and warns everyone that weapons get you kicked off the show. He says something, they laugh, then he leaves. Now we're back to Simmons' Skinner box.

curbside2 said:
I almost can’t handle this tension and suspense.
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What other show makes you feel what this one does? This is real life.
 
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