🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Season 2 needs to be on an Island off the coast of Nova Scotia

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Their garbage website doesn’t work on mobile. I can see chat and click on cams but the streams aren’t working. (And no, it’s not because there’s nothing going on)

Edit: seems like the streams work if you hit the arrows to change cams, but not directly from the cam selection screen. Guess this is useable, at least. The FNAF cam switching noise is kind of annoying, wish I could disable it.

 

[Meth Until Death]

in PUA terms, vance is currently failing the shit test.

And Lettie has also gleaned more info outta Vance than the other way round. She's a sneaky one

 

[DustBuns]

After hearing Vance’s conversation with Letty I’ve lost all faith in him.

Also Jon could do 12 weeks in that house they’re underestimating him way too much saying 6 weeks will be hard for him

Jon is literally the only contestant getting fulfillment out of this scenario. He has been fulfilled training with the host Jason Goldstriker, he has completely mogged the production team, and he has pacified the entire house to his iron will through the Lord and autistic screeching.

As said before 200 pages back, Jon is literally getting a greek hero arc and he's the only one thriving here.

Especially now with the boxing training, what I said about him coming out here Sam Hyde indoctrinated looking like Ivan Drago is more and more likely.

 

[Aidan]

Vance showing he's a worthless retard lol

 

[ToddleDoddle]

RIP moms. The simping is too strong.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

He's so terrible at this "Uh, you first"

 

[Meth Until Death]

VANCE YOU WORTHLESS YUPPIE CUNT ACTUALLY GROW A PAIR AND PUSH HER, STOP LETTING HER DISARM YOU WITH THE "TEE HEE"

She's backtracking the forming an alliance with Damiels and Vance. How does he not realise?

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

it’s like the old bellcurve meme.

retards love jon because they see themselves in him.
midwits love damiel because they see themselves in him.
intellectuals love jon because they see themselves in him.

someone do this one up with wojaks and have it on my desk first thing tomorrow morning.

God himself put insane amounts of energy and an unquenchable thirst to understand and experience the world around him, combined with an unbreakable drive for self-improvement into someone with a brain so broken and malfunctioning that he is unable to accomplish much of anything. He also made him just self-aware enough to sort of realize it... but it will still never stop him from trying anyways.

Jon is both a punishment and a parable. There goes a man both blessed and cursed in equal measure.

 

[JengaJimothy]

Vance is indicative of the absolute NPC's that are produced in King County

 

[King George III]

Vance can't seriously be dumb enough to think Letty truly believes she's his #1. The conniving whore knows damn well that he's tight with Damiel.

 

[teddyrancid]

Letty def has a phone, need Sam to follow up on that interrogation from earlier

 

[Meth Until Death]

Lettie deflecting what you're going to do after Simmons is gone question. And Vance just lets her smh

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Mauro is still reading the Halo book

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

I know this might be a bit of a spicy hot take, but I'm willing to engage in stereotypes and assume that a guy who was a literal glue huffer might not be very smart

 

[TwoToedTed]

Letty said she squished Simmons baby’s head lmao

 

[Sneed or Death]

I know this might be a bit of a spicty hot take, but I'm willing to engage in sterotypes and assume that a guy who was a litteral glue huffer might not be very smart

I genuinely believed it was a joke until this moment. This guy is the embodiment of "Better to not say anything and be thought of a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt".

 

[Tad Loaf]

I can't believe how hard Vance nosedived today, actually might be the worst fish now, he's cucky, he's dishonest and he's dumb, even Letty seems to be wising up to it.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Lettie "I like Jon and I think he's funny"
Vance did not like that.
Get absolutely shit on Vance, Lettie giving you shit in that female way dude.

Lettie likes Jon because he's fun Vance. It's not hard.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I can't believe how hard Vance nosedived today, actually might be the worst fish now, he's cucky, he's dishonest and he's dumb, even Letty seems to be wising up to it.

yeah