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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Had Vance figured for this type of two-faced weasel from the first day I saw him, just knew his type too well, despite being a judgmental prick he's too afraid of conflict to ever show his hand and will spend the show scheming with whoever he likes today and pretending to be friends with the rest

I actually like Letty, despite being a creepy BPD whore with a scat fetish I get the impression that she's not malicious, she's just lonely and horny (and probably abused), and acting kinda manipulative is just in her nature
 
Finally catched up.
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Alright Kiwis, what do we think? Real Jet?
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Someone has been posting screencaps of the 2nd swatting that I haven't seen anywhere else aside from here and /tv/
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Could be.
>final warning to the swatter
The crew should've immediately contacted the authorities and courts after the first swatting. I can imagine a case like this being costly, but someone being made an example of should deter other retards to do the same shit and send a clear message. And make the responsible person pay for every damages that resulted from the swattings. Question for you mutts: Would the money come from the state, thus indebting the swatter to it, or do they have to wait until the money is coughed up from the swatter? Either way, this faggot should be buckbroken until he necks in prison.

Also the crew should immediately contact the authorities because of Letty's unhinged ex-cuckold. Making memes about yourself or your faggot friend being an active shooter is a big red flag.
King George III said:
Uhh......what?!?! Sylvia just said she had a 60+ year old fiance, but I just don't believe her.
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Money talks.
The Blue Morpho said:
I hope "the plan" with Damiel is to get Josie to visibly hate him, either to kill his fanbase or promote a lucrative TTS civil war between their two fanbases

Edit: I find this very believable. He talked about working as a roadie and has lots of stories about living in bad neighborhoods San Fran and partying and doing lots of drugs. He's like the platonic form of a roving scene kid hopping from couch to couch in pursuit of the next party.
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That would be a powermove and it would turn on the shekel shower.
King George III said:
Mauro being a good father, giving Big Mamma a much needed break to read about Charles Manson and the CIA niggers.
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The dutiful father is on stand-by, always there in case his wife & child need him :feels:
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King George III said:
I'm glad you've decided to be on The Right Side of Fishstory™️. Mauro, although a bit boring, has really won points with me tonight.
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Couldn't catch it live, but I legitimately start to like Mauro now. We'll see for how long that lasts.
DustBuns said:
Damiel is an LA hypebeast that complained about landlords charging him rent while he owns 800 dollar shirts that say "sex" and a 1k Supreme bag that can't fit anything but his pills.
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May DamieL suffer the wrath of god and the musTard.
TwoToedTed said:
After hearing Vance’s conversation with Letty I’ve lost all faith in him.

Also Jon could do 12 weeks in that house they’re underestimating him way too much saying 6 weeks will be hard for him
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It's more likely that Jon will drive Sam insane now.


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Oh god fucking damnit. I bet that trannies and Sam detractors are responsible for this.
 
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Once will be eliminated
Uh wait, that's my chigger friend he can come back, yeah he's a plant and ruins the chemistry.
Who else may or not leave...then come back indunno sites down where's my paycheck Sam.
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Blindeye said:
Had Vance figured for this type of two-faced weasel from the first day I saw him, just knew his type too well, despite being a judgmental prick he's too afraid of conflict to ever show his hand and will spend the show scheming with whoever he likes today and pretending to be friends with the rest
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Same. When he started doing that baseball shit that was such pussy behaviour I've met people like him. Him looking at the camera simping for Damiel was such a woman thing imagine being a Vance Vag
 
Gottahavemysips said:
The trainwreck that Fishtank has been since the start, just based on the producers' decisions has me convinced that there's a significant chance that they would award the grand prize to their chigger friend. Right now, I'm not putting it past them that they are behind every poll that Damiel should be losing miraculously turning in his favor. We know the votes can be manipulated, we know they have the ability to generate tokens, and we know that all the people in their circle seem to be the only significant group that's promoting this fucker.
They have made a string of retarded mistakes and decisions so far, it is well within the realm of possibility that this is absolutely the kind of retarded plan they may have in mind.
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They'd be playing with fire if so. It wouldn't be the first gameshow to get sued for rigging the outcome.
 
Shig O'nella said:
Anyone seen the contestant contract? I'm curious now.
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We haven't seen it but i remember the fish discussing some of it on day 1, One of them told Simmons (Who self admittedly never read the contract) about a specific clause or something that was in there and the first thing out of Simmons mouth was "They cant do that, you can sue them for that." Glad sams playing it safe with that freak
 
BernieRose said:
Game over man, game over. Time to pack it up.
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Sadly may be true, My theory is the zoomers checked the admin panel or whatever and saw another insane sum of money due to be payed. Let's hope sam takes Null's contact, Otherwise i think this things dead in the water pun intended.
 
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Sadly may be true, My theory is the zoomers checked the admin panel or whatever and saw another insane sum of money due to be payed. Let's hope sam takes Null's contact, Otherwise i think this things dead in the water pun intended.
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Honestly there isn't much I can say besides: Sam should've done more research and prepared in-advance. There was no rush at all, no? Did it absolutely had to start in April or it could've waited a bit?

Now got all the people riled up over Frank Hassle coming in. RIP.
 
Alright guys, funs over, lets all apologies to IP2 streamers and enjoy the great content they are putting out.
Like multiple streamers throwing up on Blades legholes
Kiwi Andy said:
Stoney & Dave puke on Blades foot and legs. This type of wholesome content is the reason @Null still has such a soft spot for ip2.
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I'm so sorry I betrayed them by watching this instead of junkies in an RV.
 
Sam don't be a fucking retard and accept Jewsh's advice and recommendation. If anyone knows how to keep a clandestine online service up and running it's him.
I made excuses for Sam the first time around but why the fuck would you go back to get raped by google and get sent a condescending "bad boy, timeout for you!" email once again.
 
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