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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
King Jon will put down this peasant rebellion regardless, he hasn't lost a showdown in all 9 days. He is a wrathful king when needed and a just and forgiving king when needed.
 
When everyone realizes that you're a pedo
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Holy shit, listening to Damiel lie through his fuckin' teeth makes me genuinely MATI. He talks big about himself when he's the faggot wigger who hid in a shower from Jon, only for Jon to shake his hand. What a fuckin mongrel.

Edit - Lettie in B4 batting for Jon. Why's she doing that? Does she genuinely feel bad or is she trying to cover her own arse?
 
My hot take for today: Sylvia is leaving.
Team Jimmons isn't losing because Jon is immune and Simmons is a TTS machine, Vance and Letty aren't losing because their baby hasn't been messed with, same with Damiel and Josie, Mauro is immune, this only leaves her out.
 
I think the funniest thing Goldstriker could do when Unplanned Parenthood is over is collect all the babies back into the sack, take them to the top of the stairs and just smash the shit out of the Asian one and throw it to the downstairs hallway after he previously stressed to not break them. Then he walks back to the kitchen like "So uhhh, Jon and Simmons. We downloaded the uhhh data off of the babies and you two had the lowest score."
 
Summary of the "baby incident" for anyone who missed it.

- The 8 fish are divided into couples that have to take care of fake babies, with points being taken off for shaking/dropping them. Sam says the couple who does the worst job with their baby may get eliminated.
- Last night Letty steals Jon and Simmons' baby and shakes it, pissing them off.
- Jon and Simmons, worried about their score, make a plan to barricade Simmons in the bathroom with their baby, while Jon goes around shaking other contestants' babies. Jon ends up shaking Mauro and Sylvia's baby. Mauro gets PISSED and starts a huge argument with Jon in the living room.
- The fight eventually breaks up after Jet comes in to mediate. Mauro and Sylvia retreat to Bedroom 3. Both are mad at Jon because they've spent the last few days humoring him and listening to his fake stories to "make him feel better". Mauro says he wants to punch Jon in the face. Jon awkwardly hangs out alone in the kitchen.
- Letty and Vance are interviewed in Bedroom 1, with both stating they don't feel bad about "starting" the situation.
- Sylvia and Vance move to Bedroom 4 and starts shitting on Jon and Simmons with Damiel. Sylvia calls Simmons a creep because of the camp counselor situation. Damiel says Simmons should go "back to his own country". Vance just stands there agreeing with everyone else like a pussy.
- Simmons is still hiding in the bathroom. He's eventually forced to leave for "health and safety reasons", and he and Jon hang around the living room with no one else wanting to talk to them.

At this point it's only a matter of time until Simmons leaves, between this and him refusing to come clean about his books, nobody feels comfortable interacting with him.
 
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