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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
BYEEE SIMMONS BYE BYE

Sharks standing over him packing with the camera and timer is kino
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Lol sam said he bought 8 copies of the books and was gonna hand them around until he saw what was actually in them.
 
Sam said he bought copies of Simmons books originally to have them all do book reports on.

Imagine Josie reading an essay about Simmons as a camp counselor
 
Good thing Simmons is ESL and clearly can't read/write in English without plagiarism, or else he might sue Sam.
Honestly, having him on was a disaster. Simmons is clearly fucked for life without going back to China and Sam now has a legal liability. Whoopsie!!! Oopsie doodles!!!
 
It was a crazy scene lol, fake babies crying, vance and letty screaming to mic, sylvia yelling at the pedogook, josie twitching tweaking, jon trying to read the bible, sam loudreading pedobook quotes.
 
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