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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
"he took the fishnets" Wait a second. Was this referenced earlier in the thread? Did he take clothing from one of the women? Holy shit he's more of a scumshit AGP fuckwad than I thought.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Goldstriker officially takes Jon's side, calls out Letty and Vance for their bullshit and punishes them accordingly. Vance is now going to be put in multiple romantic situations with Letty to piss his girlfriend off at home. Letty is called out for her scheming in front of Jon.
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any clips of this?
 
Sam rats out Violetta and gives Vance her baby because she "initiated the baby-shaking challenge," which is "an unauthorized challenge," whatever that means. He then says "shaking babies? That's nuts." He calls Simmons a "legal liability and massive fucking problem" and is glad he's been "vaporized." Jon has not said a word till now and seems upset.
 
Holy fuck I'm gonna need a clip after that shit. That was insane. Jon crying in the bathroom rn. All the crying babies in the background. I'm shaken.
 
Cocklaunch said:
I don't get your anger at all, it's clear this contest was rigged from the start, sam even mentioned the whole "Million Doll Hairs" shit people use to do with radio shows and county fairs to the contestants day one. This was designed to fuck with people, damiel is going to get the prize money, Sam even joked about in preproduction, saying something along the lines of "You can win 10,000 for 6 weeks of mental torture, or we might just give it to our friend who is in the contest."
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The retard signed his contract without reading it, too. I'm sure there's something in the contract that Sam et al can point to that covers their back if Simmons even tried to sue
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Goldstriker officially takes Jon's side, calls out Letty and Vance for their bullshit and punishes them accordingly. Vance is now going to be put in multiple romantic situations with Letty to piss his girlfriend off at home. Letty is called out for her scheming in front of Jon.
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Of course the sensei is going to take care of his greatest student.
 
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Letty now trying to figure out how to justify what she did this morning to the rest and stumbling over words for once LMAO
 
Simmons either froze in absolute fear when told to GTFO or thought Sam was joking cause he just sat there for an uncomfortable amount of time after being told to fuck off.
 
Reminder that Josie, the person who actually has drawn child porn and posted it to her instagram, is still on the show and gets a free pass from Mr. morality himself, Sam "Marky" Hyde.
>b-b-but that chinese guy wrote tips on how 17 year olds can kiss 17 year olds in summer camp, GTFO PEDO!!!!!!!!!
 
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