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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
ChumChumbler said:
Yes. I could deal with the off-night, but if Sam is really going to make Jon off-limits for TTS, than the whole thing is in tatters already. Are we going to make all the fish off-limits for TTS? We'll just never turn fishtoys on because all those options would make the contestants uncomfortable. They knew what they were doing when they brought Jon on. They just lost the spine to allow it to happen. So far the audience torture has been severely hampered. The catalyst for this catastrophe was Sam acting like a fucking lunatic about it. They could have quietly 'disappeared' Simmons and explained what happened in a more calm controlled manner
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I’m assuming people have been making tts donations about Letty’s hairy asshole and Sylvia being a slampig but those get filtered out. It’s a delicate balance. You want an interactive show where people can tap the glass and shake up the tank, but you also don’t want to make the place so miserable that everyone leaves in week two. It’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon. I’ve been critical of Sam and Jet but I think they’re doing a good job maintaining the balance.
 
Akashic Retard said:
It's post simmons leaving gossip time. This is primo content being missed. The cameras being off didn't keep Mauro from leaving and the other fish likely don't care that much as long as they arent being abused by TTS.
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alright I'll give you that, fair point.
 
Angry Shoes said:
I’m assuming people have been making tts donations about Letty’s hairy asshole and Sylvia being a slampig but those get filtered out. It’s a delicate balance. You want an interactive show where people can tap the glass and shake up the tank, but you also don’t want to make the place so miserable that everyone leaves in week two. It’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon. I’ve been critical of Sam and Jet but I think they’re doing a good job maintaining the balance.
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They've been letting TTS about letty's hairy/bony cunt through today. Also doesn't make sense when they let people shit on Jon 24/7 when he's the actual retarded one who takes all the TTS seriously.
 
Chemtrails said:
>Place limits on your viewers to keep fish around longer (rational)
>Throw all that out the window and sperg yourself, causing a bunch of unnecessary stress early on in the show yourself (???)
>Cut the cameras to your show so the contestants can chill and wont leave, ending the show prematurely (?????)
>They leave anyway (lol)

I genuinely enjoyed this show but today has been a massive blunder
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Jet is getting a lesson in who Sam truly is. Hopefully our thick boy can keep what’s left together.
 
Rob Wolchek said:
Mauro didn't really fit into the tank, he's not a bad guy by any stretch of the imagination, he just didn't really "belong" properly. I think his autism is rather subdued, the kids quiet and very self reserved, likes to stay in his lane and mind his business. It's only now that he realizes where the fuck he's ended up, and doesn't want to his family or friends involved in this shit either. It's a smart but sad move from him, but now they're effectively 3 fishes down and there's still 4 weeks to go. They need to bring in a new fish ASAP tbh.

edit note: I say 3 because damniel is a plant and really shouldn't be there but it wouldn't be a MDE production without some absolute bullshit
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He was a much bigger presence his first night here, but quickly was overshadowed by Jon and to a lesser extent by Simmons
 
curbside2 said:
One of the funny takeaways of this whole thing is it does prove Sam is unhinged. He’s willing to hurt people for the sake of comedy. There’s always been the question
of where the character ends and the person begins. That line seems thinner than ever.
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i mean since the marky stuff leaked i have always been wary of him, his spergouts at the old MDE crew only was further proof that there was something wrong with him
 
Chemtrails said:
>Place limits on your viewers to keep fish around longer (rational)
>Throw all that out the window and sperg yourself, causing a bunch of unnecessary stress early on in the show yourself (???)
>Cut the cameras to your (LIVE 24/7) show so the contestants can chill and wont leave and end the show prematurely (?????)
>They leave anyway (lol)

I genuinely enjoyed this show but today has been a massive blunder
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and yet people bitched for a week and a half with the jokerposting and complaining about tts being disabled.

damned if you do, damned if you dont
 
Gottahavemysips said:
What the fuck do torturebros want at this point? We literally got to see Sam all but put a final stamp on a guy being a pedo. That's probably one of the most damaging things you can do to a person short of crippling them/outright killing them. But now the show is soft babymode because of what happened? Simmons is going to have the events of this burned into his mind for the rest of his life. You got to see it live.
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I feel like the torturefags and the angry paypigs have completely forgotten this already. We witnessed, live, a man get completely and utterly destroyed, and his life ruined, by Sam Hyde himself. It happened. We all saw it. There is nothing that could ever top that on this show. No amount of calling Jon a retard via TTS will ever even come close to the Simmons buck breaking. What do they want, more? It's not possible.
 
Ridley said:
I was with you until you called Fishtank a success. This was a terrible idea from a budget, production, planning & execution perspective. I barely have to explain why since one of the contestants is leaving despite being given a day of recess. More of these fragile zoomers will follow. I expect Sam will be left with a big hole in his wallet & he'll vent impotently at his subscribers.
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I'd say this was actually Simmons but I don't think he's even retarded enough to even make those claims
 
Chemtrails said:
>Place limits on your viewers to keep fish around longer (rational)
>Throw all that out the window and sperg yourself, causing a bunch of unnecessary stress early on in the show yourself (???)
>Cut the cameras to your (LIVE 24/7) show so the contestants can chill and wont leave and end the show prematurely (?????)
>They leave anyway (lol)

I genuinely enjoyed this show but today has been a massive blunder
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sam really likes to fuck himself over and people around him, its kinda his thing
 
A bit disappointed they cut the cameras. I was looking forward to seeing possible late night scheming despite all the shit that happened. I honestly wouldn't put it past Vance or Letty to still scheme after everything because of their reaction to Jon crying in the bathroom was asking if he was ok to Jet and then immediately asking about the baby competition. We're also most likely going to miss out on how Jon is going to confront Vance and Letty about their betrayal if they haven't talked about it already.
 
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