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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Josie’s been trying to sleep for the past half hour. Gets up, turns around when one of the babies cry, sees it’s not hers, then promptly burritos herself in the sheets again.

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Meth Until Death said:
Damiels mouth click thing is really fuckin annoying
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Damiels in general is really fucking annoying. Sam said he might let Jon and him spar with heavy gloves and helmets in the twitter space video and I really hope it happens because I would love to see that little faggot get his shit rocked by a literal retard. He shouldn't have been let back on the show but now that Simmons and Maruo Chief are gone we're only left with the scheming bitch squad and Jon for content.
 
Frogget-me-not said:
Not sure if anyone has done this yet, but here are rips (not really, they're pdfs screenshotted the retard way because of Amazon's new DRM) for the Simmons books. Included are the two people are talking about, plus some others.

OCR chuds with working Adobe Acrobat, please help with making these tiny excuses for books smaller and actually highlightable.

I will make the rest available for download as a zip as I get through them. Have fun!
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I created a text-only (ebook-style) version of the Simmons camp counselor book (the smaller file). I also attached a version with invisible text over images (the larger file) in case there are any transcription errors. Credit to @Frogget-me-not for the screencaps. I can do the same for the other books he published tomorrow if there is interest and nobody figures out how to extract directly from the Kindle files.

It is only 16 pages, but if you do not want to read the entire thing, the sections I've seen widely quoted are on page 8 and page 14. When taken as a whole, I did not interpret either page as being a guide for adult counselors having relationships with minor campers. Page 8 could be seen as trivializing sexual assault as Simmons frames it merely as something that violates cultural customs and will get you fired, but he does not endorse it. Page 14 is talking about relationships between two counselors or between two campers.
 

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What is all this paper on the floor next to Jon? Pedobook or bible pages? Either way he zonked out in the middle of a mission.
 

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Vance mentions that it would have been funny if they brought in random people pretending to be Damiel after he left. I think I remember someone talking about that earlier in the thread. :thinking:
 
Some thoughts from myside after waking up and reading what happened after Simmons got kicked out.

1. I would have handled Simmons differently. Kick him out, no problem, but do it for an officially different reason just to be on the safer side for yourself and him.

2. Sam should not have interfered in Lettie's little scheme. Those are the things that make big brother settings fun, now nobody can do a little sabotage and get away with it, because maybe the showrunners snitch on you. They should not give better or worse threatment to the fish, unless they did deserve it by winning some kind of challenge etc. Shows like these live from the tension between having to live together and form bonds, but then also have to fight each other to "survive" elimination.

3. The rules of the game change all the time and aren't clear. Why should they get punished from the showrunner for creating content by being "evil"? They should be punished either by the audience who doesn't like them / like another contestant who was their victim (or rewarded, because they do like the chaos they created) or by the other fish who find out what they did. TTS can tell the other contestant what people were doing behind their back or invent stuff. You can always get away with it by telling the other person it's just lies, don't listen to it, blablabla. The showruners don't have to play the moral police for some minor sabotage like shacking a fake baby.

4. While people with a light to mid retardation are funny, it is probably not the safest idea to have a house full of them and then stress them out. I guess the aftermath of what happened last evening their local time was handled good by the showrunners as far as I see it.

5. The plant is useless. It was not a bad idea in general, but I don't see him doing anything useful. Might have been a better idea to keep one spot open for a "guest" who stays there and get switched out. Can be some random, someone the crew knows, some e-famous type who needs the attention like boogie etc. I don't know if that would help, but at least it would be more honest and if a guest sucks, it's not that big of a problem because a few days later, he or her will be replaced with somebody else.
 
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coof coof said:
Vance mentions that it would have been funny if they brought in random people pretending to be Damiel after he left. I think I remember someone talking about that earlier in the thread. :thinking:
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If Vance is one of the plant he probably knows that Sam and Jet plans to bring on non contestant after a while, Its not that weird coming up with that idea
 
Nick G said:
When taken as a whole, I did not interpret either page as being a guide for adult counselors having relationships with minor campers.
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Of course not. This is all just the Sam Hyde wigger mentality again.

Sam already hated Simmons for being a Chinese and a crossdresser, so when alogs on twitter start making shit up about Simmons being a pedophile he doesn’t even stop to think about it before spacking out.

The people cheering it on are the same people fellating Damiel while he continues to cope about Jon this many days later.
 
Philipp Amthor said:
The plant is useless. It was not a good idea in general, but I don't see him doing anything useful. Might have been a better idea to keep one spot open for a "guest" who stays there and get switched out. Can be some random, someone the crew knows, some e-famous type who needs the attention like boogie etc. I don't know if that would help, but at least it would be more honest and if a guest sucks, it's not that big of a problem because a few days later, he or her will be replaced with somebody else.
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Hey now, Jet's weed buddy needs some cash
 
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