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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I don't know about that, but Pizza Hut is literally the worst Pizza Chain you can get maybe next to Dominos.
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"It's hot, and its ready"
But is it good?
"I SAID, IT'S HOT AND READY."
 
Jon has more heart than all of these snakes put together.
I'd rather have Jon replaced at this point with another person and the torture ramping up.
I can't believe Jet went and poisoned him with flouride, and people keep saying this isn't a "Hell House".
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Jesus christ. We've (and I mean all drinkers) all been there and I had pretty bad hangovers (puking all day) myself, but this takes the cake. Oh my god, Jon is going to suffer the worst hangover in his life.
Giving him booze was a bad idea.

And he aspirated on it, that's just fucking great. If he gets sick, he should be taken to hospital ASAP. There's a good chance he could develop pneumonia.
 
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only gay ass-fuckers like the stalker who posts in my thread get aids, oh and groypers because they like to sleep naked in the same bed together
You really do seethe about Fagentes not fucking you. Please seek proper psychiatric care. Dude's gayer than Zoomer haircuts.
 
Posting this for all the late morning fish tank thumpers who missed this about 6 hours ago

Simmons Zhu first ever interview (and interrogation) after being kicked out


It's worth noting that Frank Hassle is on the call.

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Side note : can someone confirm that Mauro left the show? Saw he tweeted jet like 5 hours ago. But haven't seen any discussion about it yet.
 
They’ve just kicked Simmons off for optics and now Sam is openly soliciting an Andrew Tate shoutout for Jon. It’s not the same I know but it’s still such an overreaction. I understand the nuance so it’s not a big deal but having an autist consistently declare their devotion to a self-proclaimed human trafficker is funny. Next they’re gonna bring in a shark to suck his dick before bedtime so he can sleep easier.
Tate: *makes girls become pornstars through shady means*
Simmons: tranny that has multiple instances of saying they are sexually attracted to kids

One is worse than the other
 
It's worth noting that Frank Hassle is on the call.

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Side note : can someone confirm that Mauro left the show? Saw he tweeted jet like 5 hours ago. But haven't seen any discussion about it yet.

He did, and did a short video thanking Jet and the crew leaving on positive amicable terms with them before people were able to find the skeletons in his closet.

 
They have had pizza like almost every other day.
Do American zoomers really?
Zoomers are fucked up but this has nothing to do with zoomers, just about everyone loves pizza, and if I’m living with a bunch of randos at least pizza would help make it bearable.

also pizza hut is easily the best tasting chain pizza, you all are nuts. it is just too greasy and will give you the shits if you don’t eat greasy food, which is why I avoid it. Pizza Hut > Papa Johns > Dominoes > Little Caesar’s
 
Its wild to me that Simmons is entitled to his fishbucks (not sure he will ever get them though)
Mauro leaving of his own accord means his fishbucks are FORFEIT :(
He should have just slapped jet lightly or something.

I do understand the contestants are under a lot of stress and dont have perfect information, but Mauro and the slampig's reactions are wildy disproportional. If you'd have asked me yesterday who the two most likely to overreact are, I'd have picked miss piggy and john halo 90 times out of 100.
 
Zoomers are fucked up but this has nothing to do with zoomers, just about everyone loves pizza, and if I’m living with a bunch of randos at least pizza would help make it bearable.

also pizza hut is easily the best tasting chain pizza, you all are nuts. it is just too greasy and will give you the shits if you don’t eat greasy food, which is why I avoid it. Pizza Hut > Papa Johns > Dominoes > Little Caesar’s

Pizza Hut has the best buttery pan crust for a pizza chain, but everything else about it is debatable
 
There are also several pictures of him and her together where she has a bloody nose. Are those deepfakes or what is the cope for him meeting up irl with a 16 year old fangirl?

Wish people who liked Sam Hyde just came out and said "Yeah I don't care that he is probably a serial woman abuser with several underaged babymommas, he's funny and that's all that matters to me". At least be honest.
I don't care that you care about all that.
 
Zoomers are fucked up but this has nothing to do with zoomers, just about everyone loves pizza, and if I’m living with a bunch of randos at least pizza would help make it bearable.

also pizza hut is easily the best tasting chain pizza, you all are nuts. it is just too greasy and will give you the shits if you don’t eat greasy food, which is why I avoid it. Pizza Hut > Papa Johns > Dominoes > Little Caesar’s
Probably depends on where you are. Pizza hut here is absolutely vile. Worse than Little Caeser's.
 
I do understand the contestants are under a lot of stress and dont have perfect information, but Mauro and the slampig's reactions are wildy disproportional. If you'd have asked me yesterday who the two most likely to overreact are, I'd have picked miss piggy and john halo 90 times out of 100.
All the fatty did was sleep and look miserable of course he snapped
 
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