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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Did Simmons delete his complete works book from Amazon?


Digital copies of the controversial books are gone. The pickup artist book ("How to Pick Up Girls and Keep Them") is gone completely, as are the books about infertility, and all digital sales of the camp counselor book are done (not just Kindle unlimited). I'm guessing he cannot stop physical sales if he was not personally the seller. All that is left is the boring stuff (mostly about Chinese herbs).

Stupid move on his part. People were claiming that the books were guides on how to groom children. If somebody questions that narrative and wants to read the books for themselves, now they cannot do so. Plus it just looks guilty to delete things.

In case people missed them, these two books have been archived here:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16246877
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-16249166
 
Nah bro, it's $500 for 6400 coins. For $1000 I could get a plushie AND a snack and a lot crate. Such value!



They just went back down. I looked as I was typing this and the 2 that were 10000 coins are 6400. So just a cool $500 for a $17 plushie given to a girl the sender will never even talk to.

On that note, it was kinda nice that the snack one could be afforded with the free tokens they gave you for getting a season pass. You could use a toy and vote 20 times. Now this forces you to buy coins to do anything except vote. Felt like you got more value for getting in.
Do fishtoys work now? I was thinking about using the snack delivery option for shits and giggles since the Season Pass gave me 300 free coins and it started off as 280. But I held off since apparently fishtoys don't work earlier. Yet now it's 800 wtf for snack delivery.
 
Do fishtoys work now? I was thinking about using the snack delivery option for shits and giggles since the Season Pass gave me 300 free coins and it started off as 280. But I held off since apparently fishtoys don't work earlier. Yet now it's 800 wtf for snack delivery.
Idk. I think so but idk for sure.

Same deal but I'm not spending more. I mostly bought it for the finished product because I can only watch a little a day.
 
What's the story behind Suffer Horse?

The suffer horse is a nickname for s horrifying skeletal mexican cryptid, it abducts underage girls and people never see them again. Rumor has it a different cryptid named the mexican rage boar recently forced it out of it's old territory when it hollered and slapped the horse with it's disgusting grizzled bifurcated stomach.
 
Wtf is happening. Why is the house destroyed? Why is everyone hiding in a bedroom? What is going on?
The room also probably reeks because they're all full of hungover beer and pizza farts and Jon and Goldstriker were sparring in there with the heat turned up for awhile. It was a mental institution for a bit.
 
some of them are. some are like 10-15 minutes after they appear in chat. Yesterday had a massive delay.
it depends on how many are coming in and who's moderating it. at some times meaner messages will be allowed through so it can be assumed they don't all have the same standards for bullying
 
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In an effort to escape the constant 'jjjjjjjjjjjj' TTS messages Jon is now hiding under the bed
 
This is actually genius. These fucking mongs are paying $50 each to say J repeatedly. Sam is going to make back that $30k on this contest.
 
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