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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Hahaha Jon schooled Letty that the cameras have nightvision and that everyone can see her feet now.

EDIT: Fucking shittyass website. I thought everyone was napping and it was just the camera freezing and needing refreshed, again.
 
Frank Hassle goal stuck at 27 since last i saw it, it jumped only once from 13% to 27% since the last time i saw it
Likely he's bound to appear anyway at some point and Sam is milking the paypigs for all they're worth. Based.

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If you’ve seen Frank Hassle content then you know they’re going to give him major restrictions behind the scenes no matter what they say publicly.
 
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Jon looks super comfortable and no one fought him about having the bed. He insists on having story time despite the objection of a few in the room. Jon tells his story and it’s super boring. Sylvia and Letty both look on edge. Letty won’t shut up about having to pee. Sylvia seems tired and wants ice cream cake. Vance and Jon unbothered.
And Josie stims happily in the corner
 
Great Taste

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Jon has taken one of Letty's bracelets and he's being playful (pretending it's his) and she's playing back (thirsting for the King Jon dick because he's giving her attention).
 
Marry, fuck, kill: Josie, Letty, Sylvia

Kill Sylvia: white trailer trash fat hog
Fuck Letty: not fat, BPD, drop her without her knowing your socials/details
Marry Josie: you essentially have a retard wife, no sex. just have to take care of her so she doesn't fuck up her life. cheat on her - she probably doesn't understand it anyways
 
Frank Hassle goal stuck at 27 since last i saw it, it jumped only once from 13% to 27% since the last time i saw it
Likely he's bound to appear anyway at some point and Sam is milking the paypigs for all they're worth. Based.

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I just refreshed, mine says 28% and has a gradient background
Edit: It's not gradient, I just never noticed it flashes
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Jet came in as a red shark and bringing in TP and whatnot. Slowly dribbles a bottle of water. Torturing the shit out of letty.
EDIT: Dammit.

EDITx2: CLOSET PISS
 

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Using the Duck Toy to Wing Wang while letty is pissing was funny.

It not lasting long enough is funnier.
Jon is just fucking with her turning it off and on.
Man this woke a new man in Jon, he needed that random floor nap. "Chat, you're welcome."
 
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