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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Once only 3 people remain in the room it's a good example of the prisoner's dillema.

Yes, you could try to win the challenge still but the last 3 fishes in there are most likely willing to shit and piss in the closet so it's gonna take a while.
The last 3 would be better off walking out at the same time so all 3 of them get a least 1 fish buck and stay in somewhat good condition.

Hell you could even negociate a rule that if you shit/piss yourself you need to leave the room so this challenge is shorter.

My point is that the chalenge could be way more bearable if they fishes were willing to cooperate.

We all know they won't do it because 🧩
 
Lidl Drip said:
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dont want to end up there but when will the guy who clips every josie movement gonna upload them?

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edit: oh fuck I am already there more than once 💀
 
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Panzerfrau said:
This chick is crazy, does she really need money so badly?
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I think for her it's more of an attention thing. She's one of those bpd discord whores that rotates boyfriends weekly and constantly wants to be the center of the discussion. Just like she started skinwalking Josie seeing how popular she is or how she orbitted Jon because he's an expressive person that would constantly provide her with some attention. She's in Canada with loose welfare policies + she has simps literally begging to be her cucks. Money is just a side reward for her.
 
I know this is boring as fuck but if anyone missed the entirety of the Cage Challenge I have it archived into 7 different parts (as uploading a 5 hour video probably won't fair well) the playlist is here (Supercut). Feel free to watch at your own leisure, these are NOT highlights but rather a VOD chopped into smaller pieces. I started recording a little bit after Sam got there, if there are any issues feel free to lmk.
Edit: This links to my supercut instead, playlist was gay and broken
 
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I didn't get a close up look at the hole Jon kicked in the wall, did it actually go all the way through? If so, I'm sure they're grateful to have a fart vent.

Jon with his foot over the hole was really cute. They really found the golden tard because he's equal parts annoying, emotionally volatile and endearing.

If they do this again after this year I wonder what kind of cast they'll look for.

I'm starting to enjoy Lettie as the shameless, scheming villainess. This woman will piss in a closet and try to seduce a vomit scented retard in front of a big internet audience. That counts for something.
 
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I didn't get a close up look at the hole Jon kicked in the wall, did it actually go all the way through? If so, I'm sure they're grateful to have a fart vent.
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He broke the drywall in the room, but he didn't break through the back of the drywall on the hallway side. If he had done that someone probably would have had to lend a hand getting his foot out.

Hah! That TTS woke the baby up.
 
If Josie keeps good on her word, she will be the next to leave because she refuses to pee in the closet. I imagine her bladder has to be about ready to burst by now. Besides, Josie is the only one that's safe from elimination, so she has less incentive to stay.

Letty has shown she's in it to win it and crazy so I'm leaning towards her winning. She also doesn't mind starving so hunger won't be that big of a deal. That being said, she's already rail thin so she would start feeling like complete trash after a couple of days.

Sylvia has experience living in rough environments and I think she recently realized she's the least popular fish and really needs a win. She also isn't safe from elimination and Jon shook her baby (plus it seems she has stopped caring for it lately), so she probably won't win the baby challenge either. She doesn't seem as crazy as Letty, but if she can get past the initial hunger pangs, she could actually sail through this easier than Letty or Vance since she has extra fat for her body to use. For those who don't know, once you get over the initial hunger pangs and start fasting for a couple of days, you don't feel hungry anymore and you actually get a boost of feel good energy.

Vance is the least likely to win. Despite his big cringy speeches, he hasn't shown much motivation and appears to want to leave. That speech he gave to his gf ("If anything bothers you just call and I'll leave!") felt like an excuse for him to leave without looking like a pussy. "Oh, I wanted to stay, but my girlfriend asked me to come home, and I love her so much, so I had to do it." I haven't seen him do anything that shows he really wants to win.
 
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