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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
Vance is the least likely to win. Despite his big cringy speeches, he hasn't shown much motivation and appears to want to leave. That speech he gave to his gf ("If anything bothers you just call and I'll leave!") felt like an excuse for him to leave without looking like a pussy. "Oh, I wanted to stay, but my girlfriend asked me to come home, and I love her so much, so I had to do it." I haven't seen him do anything that shows he really wants to win.
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That call will never come. She's getting her back blown out by Tyrone and Chad no doubt.
 
CoolFool said:
If Josie keeps good on her word, she will be the next to leave because she refuses to pee in the closet. I imagine her bladder has to be about ready to burst by now. Besides, Josie is the only one that's safe from elimination, so she has less incentive to stay.
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This isn't an elimination challenge, it's just a challenge for 3 fishbux.
 
Jon the Baptist eating in solitude, while Josie takes up most of the bed, leaving Letty with very little space to sleep. Also looks like the Hog might crush her piglet.
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I was thinking earlier how Josie is likely to win the baby challenge, which means Damiel will win as well since hes on her team. It's really unfair that he's going to be safe from elimination when he hasn't done shit and wasn't even at the house for 3 days. He didn't even last on this mini challenge and was chilling with staff getting high until Jon got booted from the room.
 
CoolFool said:
I was thinking earlier how Josie is likely to win the baby challenge, which means Damiel will win as well since hes on her team. It's really unfair that he's going to be safe from elimination when he hasn't done shit and wasn't even at the house for 3 days. He didn't even last on this mini challenge and was chilling with staff getting high until Jon got booted from the room.
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Is unplanned parenthood still for elimination/immunity since simmons and mauro are gone?
 
eaglesfan665 said:
Is unplanned parenthood still for elimination/immunity since simmons and mauro are gone?
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Who the hell knows, rules don't seem to matter and change frequently. Sam has been acting like someone will be eliminated but I don't know if he's actually said someone will be booted since Simmons and Mario left.
 
With Mauro and Simmons going in unforeseen circumstances I don't think they will be in any rush to boot anyone else for a while. The producers are making everything up on the run too.
 
It's really hard to say who is capable of winning because nobody knows how the competition actually works. Feels like Who's Line where the game is made up and the points don't matter. Did the immunity challenge last week matter? If it does than Josie and Dam are both safe so their involvement in the baby challenge doesn't matter. Not to mention that challenge is completely open to interpretation because only Sam and the producers can see the results. They can just decide who goes home and who stays which is what they're already doing.

Now that two people are already gone I doubt they'll follow through with the elimination so that's another challenge that's completely pointless. The contestants have already started catching onto this and I doubt they'll worry about anything other than Fishbucks going forward because they don't trust the game to be fair.
 
CoolFool said:
Who the hell knows, rules don't seem to matter and change frequently. Sam has been acting like someone will be eliminated but I don't know if he's actually said someone will be booted since Simmons and Mario left.
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I doubt that anyone will get booted this week, but I don't know if the crew already looked for a replacement. They might have, but it's very unlikely the replacement will come to be honest.
Slightly Worthless said:
Delete this...
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Should've thought about it before simp-posting. You deserve to be ridiculed for it m8
 
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