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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Blitzsneed said:
I doubt that anyone will get booted this week, but I don't know if the crew already looked for a replacement. They might have, but it's very unlikely the replacement will come to be honest.
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If there is a replacement coming they'll probably just throw another of their retarded drug addict friends in.
 
CoolFool said:
Jon is reading the Bible out loud right outside the door of room 2.
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Yes he is. Kind of. 30wpm? 50? The fish prisoners are awake at least.
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CoolFool said:
If Josie keeps good on her word, she will be the next to leave because she refuses to pee in the closet. I imagine her bladder has to be about ready to burst by now. Besides, Josie is the only one that's safe from elimination, so she has less incentive to stay.

Letty has shown she's in it to win it and crazy so I'm leaning towards her winning. She also doesn't mind starving so hunger won't be that big of a deal. That being said, she's already rail thin so she would start feeling like complete trash after a couple of days.

Sylvia has experience living in rough environments and I think she recently realized she's the least popular fish and really needs a win. She also isn't safe from elimination and Jon shook her baby (plus it seems she has stopped caring for it lately), so she probably won't win the baby challenge either. She doesn't seem as crazy as Letty, but if she can get past the initial hunger pangs, she could actually sail through this easier than Letty or Vance since she has extra fat for her body to use. For those who don't know, once you get over the initial hunger pangs and start fasting for a couple of days, you don't feel hungry anymore and you actually get a boost of feel good energy.

Vance is the least likely to win. Despite his big cringy speeches, he hasn't shown much motivation and appears to want to leave. That speech he gave to his gf ("If anything bothers you just call and I'll leave!") felt like an excuse for him to leave without looking like a pussy. "Oh, I wanted to stay, but my girlfriend asked me to come home, and I love her so much, so I had to do it." I haven't seen him do anything that shows he really wants to win.
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As far as the Josie being safe from elimination goes, I believe this is technically a mini-challenge and this doesn't count for elimination, only reward is 1500 dollars.
 
>Assert dominance by sleeping in another mans bed
>Cook yourself shrimp early in the morning
>Wake up the prisoners
>Feed them crackers under the door like the feral animals they are
>Read the bible to the prisoners as their only form of entertainment through a karaoke machine
Truly he is gods chosen tard.
 
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