🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I'm dying, his voice is so fucking loud you can hear it in every room. I love how distorted the words are too, he's creating maximum seethe :story: I wonder if Damiel is going to lose his shit again and leave.
Loud + distorted + Speech impediment. I cannot stress enough how funny this is and no one in Hollywood can come up with this.
 
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I know of one little baby these retards won't handle
 
What we need now is for Jon to come back and start reading the Bible with even more gusto while Vance goes absolutely HARD on his drum pads. The psychological torture is necessary to not be here all day.
 
Local Helmet wearer reads the Bible through the door to his fishes using a Mic:
(this is a snippet since there's fucking 30mins of this)


 
Jon is carrying the show, preaching through a loudspeaker for all to hear, as the prison challenge has stalled to an otherwise unwatchable impasse; Josie and Vance looking strong, while it looks like Lettie and Sylvia are starting to crack. Only Vance's right feet is visible on camera, hardly a loss as he is unfortunately the dull personification of dishwater.
 
I can't wrap my head around the fact that this has been going for over half a hour to the absolute silence of everyone else in the room. They don't even try to shut him up, they've been defeated.
 
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