🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Aidan said:
I'm using a media player so can rewind.

His beginning
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His present
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For context that's nearly 20 minutes of progress.
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His end
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Pretty late but I'll attempt to summarize the bedroom contest since that ended a while ago.

- 4:00PM Day 10: Sam announces "the Cell". All the fish gather in Bedroom 2, the one who lasts the longest in there gets 3 fishbux ($1500). Everyone is encouraged to use the bathroom beforehand.
- Sam spends the next few hours fucking with the fish, slamming doors, shouting, and making them do exercise. While this happens, the sharks wreck the first floor by disassembling the couch and throwing trash everywhere.
- Chat keeps annoying the fish over TTS by spamming "jjjjjjjjj" messages, slowly driving everyone crazy.
- Damiel dips first not long after Sam leaves the room. He spends the rest of the time hanging out alone.
- The fish have to piss badly, and Bedroom 2 doesn't have a bathroom. The guys get to piss in bottles, but the girls aren't as lucky. Letty and Sylvia end up awkwardly using bags to piss in the room's closet. There's some debate over whether to piss in a drawer.
- A shark shows up and bangs on the door outside. Jon returns the favor by slamming on the wall with his foot, eventually putting a hole in it. He covers it up for some time until the other fish figure out what happened and he gets kicked out of the room.
- Jon apologizes to Jet over the hole and is forgiven. He eventually retreats downstairs and puts part of the couch back together.
- The remaining fish (Letty, Vance, Josie, Sylvia) try to sleep, interrupted during the night by the sharks fucking with them. A shark tries to bait Josie out of the room with a dinosaur (?) plush, but she refuses. One shark puts a stink bomb in the room, while another wakes them up and shines flashlights in their faces.
- Come morning, Jon starts preaching his Bible sermon at the door using a karaoke machine. This goes on for about an hour before Sylvia's had enough and leaves.
- 9:45AM Day 11: Letty, Vance and Josie agree to split the fishbux to end the challenge. Vance is technically the last one out of the room.
 
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RobotGentleman said:
Pretty late but I'll attempt to summarize the bedroom contest since that ended a while ago.

- 4:00PM Day 10: Sam announces "the Cell". All the fish gather in Bedroom 2, the one who lasts the longest in there gets 3 fishbux ($1500). Everyone is encouraged to use the bathroom beforehand.
- Sam spends the next few hours fucking with the fish, slamming doors, shouting, and making them do exercise. While this happens, the sharks wreck the first floor by disassembling the couch and throwing trash everywhere.
- Chat keeps annoying the fish over TTS by spamming "jjjjjjjjj" messages, slowly driving everyone crazy.
- Damiel dips first not long after Sam leaves the room. He spends the rest of the time hanging out alone.
- The fish have to piss badly, and Bedroom 2 doesn't have a bathroom. The guys get to piss in bottles, but the girls aren't as lucky. Letty and Sylvia end up awkwardly using bags to piss in the room's closet. There's some debate over whether to piss in a drawer.
- A shark shows up and bangs on the door outside. Jon returns the favor by slamming on the wall with his foot, eventually putting a hole in it. He covers it up for about an hour or so until the other fish figure out what happened and he gets kicked out of the room.
- Jon apologizes to Jet over the hole and is forgiven. He eventually retreats downstairs and puts part of the couch back together.
- The remaining fish (Letty, Vance, Josie, Sylvia) try to sleep, interrupted during the night by the sharks fucking with them. One puts a stink bomb in the room, while another wakes them up and shines flashlights in their faces.
- Come morning, Jon starts preaching his Bible sermon at the door using a karaoke machine. This goes on for about an hour before Sylvia's had enough and leaves.
- 9:45AM Day 11: Letty, Vance and Josie agree to split the fishbux to end the challenge. Vance is technically the last one out of the room.
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you forgot about a shark tempting josie with a new plushie she would have to leave the room to receive. how cruel!
 
RobotGentleman said:
- The remaining fish (Letty, Vance, Josie, Sylvia) try to sleep, interrupted during the night by the sharks fucking with them. One puts a stink bomb in the room, while another wakes them up and shines flashlights in their faces.
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There was also the shark coming in with a portable vacuum like he was going to clean, taping it on and leaving it outside the door.
 
RobotGentleman said:
- The remaining fish (Letty, Vance, Josie, Sylvia) try to sleep, interrupted during the night by the sharks fucking with them. A shark tries to bait Josie out of the room with a dinosaur (?) plush, but she refuses. One shark puts a stink bomb in the room, while another wakes them up and shines flashlights in their faces.
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they also turned the boxing timer up supper loud for a bit, that looked painfull.
 
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