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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sneedifarms said:
jon just ran around the entire house chasing both of the sharks down from bedroom 4 back to the basement
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The king must protect his kingdom. Entity, Shark, it doesn't matter, if you're not Jason Goldstriker or a disciple of Saint Jon, you will be made an example of.
 
Yeah
Heathen_76 said:
Say's the faggot asking for nudes of a hambeast.
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Lul get the massive stick out of your ass and learn to have fun on the Internet

Nick Gars said:
The king must protect his kingdom. Entity, Shark, it doesn't matter, if you're not Jason Goldstriker or a disciple of Saint Jon, you will be made an example of.
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Can someone clip this?
 
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New alignment chart:

Jon = Lawful Good

Reasons that are obvious. God fearing yet fears no man. Rigourous exercise routine a hangover couldn't stop. Drinks only flouride and plastic free liquids. Practices semon retenion and immune to thots. Only person who has bent Letty to his will with the power of the lord. Doesn't scheme. Gave Simmons the benefit of the doubt until his mentor(Sam) told him to stand down.

Mauro = Neutral good

A nice, rounded good individual

Jet = Chaotic Good

He plays the good cop but is obviously the string puller behind mostly harmless pranks

Producer Ben = Lawful Neutral

Stories that go nowhere but seems in good standing with the fish. Doing his job.

Sylvia = True Neutral

Maybe a controversial choice because she looks evil. The reality is she's a non-factor unless pushed hard.

Second Visit Damiel = Chaotic Neutral

Tries to be chaotic evil but can't muster the energy. Spends most of his time fiending for xanax. Brought back undeservedly. Mostly a non-factor.

Vance = Chatoic Neutral

He's trying to upgrade his prescence but tends to devolve into background noise. Unironically is more worried about his BLM girlfriend back home than the contest. Acted out during the shaken baby incident but was mostly Letty's pawn.

Sam Hyde = Chaotic Evil

Enjoys torturing fish beyond even what you would expect. Took great pleasure in using Simmons trauma against him. Fish not named Jon act like they want Sam there until he arrives. Then they're paralyzed by his ogre behavior.

Simmons = Neutral Evil

Some will debat how far his evil goes. I'm in the camp that thinks he has pedophilic desires. At a minimum he's a degenerate weirdo. It's confirmed he stole Sylvia's fishnet stockings. Frequently on camera sniffing underwear. Has a restraining order against him. Just a bad guy.

Letty = Chaotic Evil

Self described piss warlock. Fitting considering her piss soaked snatch is now considered glazed ham. She joyfully wears several masks and causes chaos. She orchestrated the shaken baby saga. She flirts with Jon and Vance when she wants them to do her bidding. Has broken the 4th wall to confirm she enjoys the discontent she's caused but then pretends to be innocent to the cast.
 
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I will admit that Letty was growing on me a little until that weird pissroom monologue. The previous monologue I chalked up to being angry drunk.

Now she's de-grown on me.
 
12 Oz Cup said:
I keep hearing that you can't trade fishbucks. Is that true?

If so Vance might have made the deal knowing he has to keep it all.

edit: ask a clarifying question and get trashcans? nice.
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It's been asked and answered a couple times. If you are gonna ask a question, make sure it hasn't been answered already.
 
curbside2 said:
Jon = Lawful Good

Reasons that are obvious. God fearing yet fears no man. Rigourous exercise routine a hangover couldn't stop. Drinks only flouride and plastic free liquids. Practices semon retenion and immune to thots. Only person who has bent Letty to his will with the power of the lord. Doesn't scheme. Gave Simmons the benefit of the doubt until his mentor(Sam) told him to stand down.
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Wrong.

Jon is the Antichrist.
 
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