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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
The topic shifts to how both fish are feeling and holding up after Vance asks how Dam is holding up. Damiel claims he’s “fucking exhausted.”
Dude sleeps 18+ hours a day, how is he even the slightest bit tired?
Damiel says that it’s sad how Jon acts out for attention.
Deeply ironic
Damiel states that Jon needs a caretaker, and that he’s a suck up to Goldstriker.
He's projecting hard here considering he's only there because he knows Jet or other members of the MDE zoomer crew. He comes off as jealous of Jon.
 
Damiel implies Letty is super into him. I don’t believe she’s into ethnics and Damiel is delusional.

Edit: to add context Letty has implied many times during the show she is a white nationalist.
 
Damiel implies Letty is super into him. I don’t believe she’s into ethnics and Damiel is delusional.
I would think the guy is acting and stirring up drama because he is the plant, but I think he is just an insecure low IQ mutt retard.

His twitter seething at Jon after he was BTFO and bitched out of the show is more evidence of that.
 
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Josie receives her 4th plushie of the day and its some kind of shark/dolphin she has fashioned into a hat
 
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Vance and Damiel in their beds upstairs gossiping about Jon while Jon cooked for the three women and oversaw them. Jon is ascending.
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Instead of frank hassle being the 100% season pass reward can we have the reward be a boxing match between Jon and Damiel? I would risk debt to see that.
 
They need to add season pass gifts to milk paypiggies even more. Drop 5 random season passes to viewers. I'm sure someone will be dumb enough to buy it.
 
Damiel and Sylvia seem jovial together and are getting along great. It’s a nice break after listening to bitter Damiel and Vance for so long. A TTS said they didn’t like Jon at first but recognize he’s a solid dude. Sylvia said she likes they’re changing opinions about them. Despite the message clearly being about her I will say her it’s worth noticing she’s the only non-autistic person not scheming.
 
Damiel is completely worthless, he brings nothing to the show and its painfully obvious he's a plant, at least Mauro seemed like a nice guy but this chigger faggot doesn't even have that going for him with his pathetic scheming.

Kill Damiel. Behead Damiel. Roundhouse kick Damiel into the concrete. Slam dunk Damiel into a trashcan. Crucify filthy Damiel, etc.
 
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