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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Swamp_Donkey said:
do you have a link for that twitter space? i missed it and couldnt find it by searching.
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I wasn't certain it was recorded but here is the one I was referring to.
Before going in I should warn you, it's nuclear levels of dick-sucking and ass-kissing for the majority of it.
The Chris part I was referring to happened within the last two hours probably, sorry I can't say precisely as I wasn't noting the time and I don't think spaces even has a function to tell you the current 'runtime' as the space is happening unfortunately.
 
Update on the Letty and Jon Bible study. Jon is still reading the Bible and has been for a good amount of time. They're currently reading the story of Cain and Abel. Letty has gone from laying on her stomach with her legs waving upright and head in her hands to fully relaxing and listening to Jon. Sometimes she'll step off the bed to help Jon with certain words. They ignore any suggestive tts but still answer some non suggestive ones.

Edit: Jon passes the Bible on to Letty, she then reads off the lineage of Adam. She's surprised at how old people in the Old Testament lived to, Jon responds that it was common for the time. Letty asks how old Jon is going to live to be. Jon says he wants to live to be 200, they then enter a conversation about what causes people to die younger, Jon mentions flouride and how it dumbs people down and ruins brain activity. Jon says that the electricity the house is emitting can cause cancer, and that there's another type that can prevent cancer. Surprisingly LEtty relates to this somehow by talking about how certain frequencies help people. She also says that women are more grounded than men and that if you own a house the woman should have a bedroom on the ground floor.

Jon states that red grapes with skin, red win, and peanuts prevent aging and that dark chocolate can prevent dementia. Letty agrees that dark chocolate has many good properties. Letty says she needs to write this stuff down as she is afraid of aging (I wonder why). It's worth noting that Letty seems genuine when talking to Jon about this stuff rather then leading him on to say more stupid shit. So either she's a great manipulator or she's hanging on to every word he says with interest. Jon encourages Letty to eat more during the day. TTS comes on saying that if they stand nose to nose for ten seconds they'll send a loot crate. Letty giggles at this and begins writing down the advice Jon has given.

Letty says that she's always wanted to try breast milk. Jon reprimands her for this in the tone of a disappointed father. Letty says that she used to discuss with her friends that when they all get pregnant they want to get together for a breast milk drinking party. Both begin to talk about steroids and the dangers of using them. Letty then talks about how nicotine could be related to higher testosterone. Jon agrees and says that people like Simmons prove this. Letty asks whether or not Jon has had his testosterone tested. Jon says no, but that he's confident it's high given the things he can do mentally and physically, he also says the his bf% is 15-16% and that he's 130 pounds muscle and 20 pounds of fat.
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lupinthethird said:
I wasn't certain it was recorded but here is the one I was referring to.
Before going in I should warn you, it's nuclear levels of dick-sucking and ass-kissing for the majority of it.
The Chris part I was referring to happened within the last two hours probably, sorry I can't say precisely as I wasn't noting the time and I don't think spaces even has a function to tell you the current 'runtime' as the space is happening unfortunately.
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thank you! if anyone else listens to this, chris joins the space at 1:41:00

at 2:04:00 chris says "getting cr1tikal to do a video on fishtank would be a magnus opum"
 
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Joncels when B1 camera is down so Jon can't read them bedtime stories for the 50th time
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EDIT: Joncels when Jet realizes that blocking Jon will lower profits and turns camera back on
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Lowercase I internet said:
Update on the Letty and Jon Bible study. Jon is still reading the Bible and has been for a good amount of time. They're currently reading the story of Cain and Abel. Letty has gone from laying on her stomach with her legs waving upright and head in her hands to fully relaxing and listening to Jon. Sometimes she'll step off the bed to help Jon with certain words. They ignore any suggestive tts but still answer some non suggestive ones.

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When she does shit like this I really wanna believe she's a halfway decent person. But she's just playing it for the camera.

TTS - "Conrinthians 6:18 Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body."
TTS trying to save my Jon <3.
 
The final challenge will be Sam feeding the contestant deliriants and subjecting them to the Gom Jabbar. Not only will they win 25k, they also become the Kwisatz Hyderach and will wage a based and redpilled jihad.

JON MUAD'DIB
 
CoolFool said:
Vance, Letty is not flirting with you, she's fishing for information. If you want to see real flirting, it was very obvious to anyone watching that Letty was flirting with Jon hard last night in The Cell challenge. The only thing that stopped it was Jon getting booted early.
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I agree with you about Vance, Damiel and Jon, but I don't see Violetta's kind attitude and flirting towards Jon as much more than her getting on the good side of everyone's favorite contestant. She's told Vance before she knows he has a large fanbase and that she doesn't want to "stop being sneaky." I mean really, why would Violetta spend time doing bible studies with Jon, helping him with "difficult words," reading it out loud for him like she's doing right now on Bedroom 1? She thinks he's funny and endearing, but there's no way she likes him that much.

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She's currently reading Genesis, a book that goes on about lots of people's lifespan. "Wait, it's just saying that they all lived for a long time..." then making small talk with him. She's a Discord chick, she knows what to say to make autistic guys like her.
 
Letty: "I always wanted to taste breast milk."

She wants to try it, if any girls are out there lactating. But "not in a weird way."

Edit: she says that she talked with female friends about getting pregnant at the same time and hosting a "breast milk tasting" where they sampled each other's.
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
Update on the Letty and Jon Bible study. Jon is still reading the Bible and has been for a good amount of time. They're currently reading the story of Cain and Abel. Letty has gone from laying on her stomach with her legs waving upright and head in her hands to fully relaxing and listening to Jon. Sometimes she'll step off the bed to help Jon with certain words. They ignore any suggestive tts but still answer some non suggestive ones.

Edit: Jon passes the Bible on to Letty, she then reads off the lineage of Adam. She's surprised at how old people in the Old Testament lived to, Jon responds that it was common for the time. Letty asks how old Jon is going to live to be. Jon says he wants to live to be 200, they then enter a conversation about what causes people to die younger, Jon mentions flouride and how it dumbs people down and ruins brain activity. Jon says that the electricity the house is emitting can cause cancer, and that there's another type that can prevent cancer. Surprisingly LEtty relates to this somehow by talking about how certain frequencies help people. She also says that women are more grounded than men and that if you own a house the woman should have a bedroom on the ground floor.

Jon states that red grapes with skin, red win, and peanuts prevent aging and that dark chocolate can prevent dementia. Letty agrees that dark chocolate has many good properties. Letty says she needs to write this stuff down as she is afraid of aging (I wonder why). It's worth noting that Letty seems genuine when talking to Jon about this stuff rather then leading him on to say more stupid shit. So either she's a great manipulator or she's hanging on to every word he says with interest. Jon encourages Letty to eat more during the day. TTS comes on saying that if they stand nose to nose for ten seconds they'll send a loot crate. Letty giggles at this and begins writing down the advice Jon has given.

Letty says that she's always wanted to try breast milk. Jon reprimands her for this in the tone of a disappointed father. Letty says that she used to discuss with her friends that when they all get pregnant they want to get together for a breast milk drinking party.
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I wish more posts were like this, it's so much easier to catch up on wtf is happening.
Letty genuinely likes Jon. Even Vance the dumbass told others this when he was trash talking her. Everyone can see it.

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I agree with you about Vance, Damiel and Jon, but I don't see Violetta's kind attitude and flirting towards Jon as much more than her getting on the good side of everyone's favorite contestant. She's told Vance before she knows he has a large fanbase and that she doesn't want to "stop being sneaky." I mean really, why would Violetta spend time doing bible studies with Jon, helping him with "difficult words," reading it out loud for him like she's doing right now on Bedroom 1? She thinks he's funny and endearing, but there's no way she likes him that much.

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She's currently reading Genesis, a book that goes on about lots of people's lifespan. "Wait, it's just saying that they all lived for a long time..." then making small talk with him. She's a Discord chick, she knows what to say to make autistic guys like her.
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You can both really like/be attracted to someone while still being manipulative. I'm not saying she's a saint, what I am saying is that you can tell she actually has fun flirting with Jon and stuff compared to Vance, which feels more forced.
 
CoolFool said:
You can both really like/be attracted to someone while still being manipulative. I'm not saying she's a saint, what I am saying is that you can tell she actually has fun flirting with Jon and stuff compared to Vance, which feels more forced.
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The conversations between Letty and Jon feel much more natural. If you listen you'll notice that she giggles a lot less when she talks with Jon, while most would see this as a bad thing women like Letty giggle deliberately for multiple reasons. Letty not giggling in his presence is a sign she's interested in their conversation.
 
If any of you are a massive faggot like me who actually likes reality TV shows (mainly Survivor), you would pick up that Vance is actually playing a relatively good social game. He's doing all the right things by staying [mostly] calm and inoffensive, not really pissing anyone off, and trying to make "alliances" with all of the other contestants while scheming against them.

The problem with Lance is this is not a traditional reality show.
 
Jon tells Violetta he's had a heart attack in his early twenties. She asks him what caused it, he says "fwom wohking out and eating, but anyways..." and moves on.

CoolFool said:
You can both really like/be attracted to someone while still being manipulative. I'm not saying she's a saint, what I am saying is that you can tell she actually has fun flirting with Jon and stuff compared to Vance, which feels more forced.
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Oh yeah, it's definitely a little from column A and a little from column B. When he's not being belligerent, rageful or annoying, he makes a great silly friend. He just asked Violetta what progesterone is, he's 24.
 
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