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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
LETTIE OUT.
1 VS 1
DAMIEL BETRAYS JON AND VANCE, RUTHLESS
Wrong, Jon and Vance's plan was to suicide at the end, thereby giving Dameil the win, as he has the fewest Fishbux. The plan backfired, they blew their load and committed dual seppuku too early, throwing away their advantage. Josie was too powerful for Dameil.
 
The teams were all three boys downstairs and all three girls upstairs. Vance shoots Sylvia then Violetta through the staircase. Damiel shoots Vance and Vance shoots Jon downstairs. Damiel and Josie are left, Josie peeks through the Bedroom 1 door and nails Damiel right in the face. Josie wins, and is awarded one fishbuck.
 
Morale is high downstairs, five of the fish are hanging out and playing around.

Damiel meanwhile is upstairs reading comic books alone like a jerkoff.
 
The fish have just been messing around with a helicopter like toy (seen in Letty's hands below) since the nerf war ended and Josie claimed victory. TTS has been coming in as usual, but nothing really interesting has taken place, just wholesome bonding and fun.

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They just mean the girls team won despite 2/3 of them dying first. Listen to Josie's laugh when she wins, that ain't a tranny laugh.
Yeah, she's unattractive and autistic but not a troon. She sounds too obviously feminine and she doesn't desperately try to look/act female like most troons do.
 
Living Room TTS: "Gonna pull Vance's panties to the side and get rowdy until the whole room stinks." The girls laugh, Vance cracks a smile. Jon asks "Vance, you heawd that?!"
 
Josie says she cuts her hair herself because her father told her they can't afford haircuts. Unfortunately a lot of Josie's behaviors and interests really may be escapism from a poor home situation.
 
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