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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Apparently in the discord for fishtank, they were told that people from Jet's team were walking off because of the transphobia and racism in the server. Some mod was saying he talked to the production team for 3 hours and that mod was just in the server voice chat literally on the verge of tears over it. Might be a op but idk

They are now banning anyone saying nigger or anti troon stuff
My recorder messed up so I didn't get any of it recorded
 
Apparently in the discord for fishtank, they were told that people from Jet's team were walking off because of the transphobia and racism in the server. Some mod was saying he talked to the production team for 3 hours and that mod was just in the server voice chat literally on the verge of tears over it. Might be a op but idk
My recorder messed up so I didn't get any of it recorded
Jet dun goofed if he hired Tranny jannies.
 
Apparently in the discord for fishtank, they were told that people from Jet's team were walking off because of the transphobia and racism in the server. Some mod was saying he talked to the production team for 3 hours and that mod was just in the server voice chat literally on the verge of tears over it. Might be a op but idk
My recorder messed up so I didn't get any of it recorded
Sounds like a load shit mate
 
I'm not aware of any official discord, i'm taking this stuff with a huge grain of salt, like everyone should. Might be shit stirring faggots, might be jet stirring shit, or might just be faggotry.
They are "unofficial" now, they were the discord jet mentioned about DMCA'ing the server because they were selling archives of fishtank clips for crypto. Their next grift is selling tokens for crypto now.

Either way, it's all faggotry. They were unironically saying how hard it is to moderate a server like this.

Ok it's all gay op
 
The ones I'm talking about are his YouTube video about kissing kids and the "for guys into legs" Instagram posts. I get he's ESL, but I don't think that's an excuse for sexualizing kids either way. Lack of cultural understanding can only be used so much. I don't think he's a pedophile just a dumb weird Chinese faggot with a poor understanding of most things and I'd rather be safe than sorry with anyone that acts questionably with kids. He could have easily explained the book and the Instagram post by saying he's just a scammer. I'd choose to say I was running a scam and online exploit rather than be called a pedophile. Once again I don't think he should have been walked off instead of tortured in the tank this also would have given him a chance to explain his actions and give context.
 
I appreciate that Vance is trying to play the game, but I am not sure how it will work out, the game is unpredictable and I'm pretty sure even production doesn't know the rules.

It's also the only thing that keeps him from being a complete snoozefest, so it's good for him in that way.

I'm just not sure how good a plan you can formulate when the rules of the game are so unclear. I also don't get how he doesn't see they don't plan on getting rid of Jon anytime soon if they can help it.

He's letting his personal annoyance cloud his view of things and thinks production is so tender with him because they feel bad for him and not because they don't want to lose their main content driver.

Sylvia would be the best next target for getting bumped imo. She barely gets engagement on TTS and her head's not in the game. She's easy pickings and no one will get in the way of her going next.
 
Vance is just an NPC who thinks everything is better in his head than it is, he's very dull but I can see how he's a relatable character to some paypigs. There needed to be a vanilla man like him, just a shame he's a dumbarse.
 
Since the challenge started I have been having a hard time remembering where I've seen the "taking care of realistic baby doll" bit before and yesterday I remembered that Kenny vs Spenny had an episode that centered around it. It is somewhat interesting to contrast and compare what they did to the babies and what the contestants have been doing to theirs, even though the shows are completely different formats. I also think there was a missed opportunity here. If the babies had been all the exact same and Sam hadn't have given the rule that the babies can't be destroyed (since it's obvious that they're either not actually worth thousands of dollars or the crew just doesn't care.) there would be more room for a hot potato-style situation with revolving babies.
 
Since the challenge started I have been having a hard time remembering where I've seen the "taking care of realistic baby doll" bit before and yesterday I remembered that Kenny vs Spenny had an episode that centered around it. It is somewhat interesting to contrast and compare what they did to the babies and what the contestants have been doing to theirs, even though the shows are completely different formats. I also think there was a missed opportunity here. If the babies had been all the exact same and Sam hadn't have given the rule that the babies can't be destroyed (since it's obvious that they're either not actually worth thousands of dollars or the crew just doesn't care.) there would be more room for a hot potato-style situation with revolving babies.

The fishtank needs a 'Kenny' to foil all the 'Spenny' contestants, and neither Jon and Damiel are not witty and clever like Kenny Hotz unfortunately.

Neither are the sharks also.

Though I can see Jon doing something retarded like this:

 
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The ones I'm talking about are his YouTube video about kissing kids and the "for guys into legs" Instagram posts. I get he's ESL, but I don't think that's an excuse for sexualizing kids either way. Lack of cultural understanding can only be used so much. I don't think he's a pedophile just a dumb weird Chinese faggot with a poor understanding of most things and I'd rather be safe than sorry with anyone that acts questionably with kids. He could have easily explained the book and the Instagram post by saying he's just a scammer. I'd choose to say I was running a scam and online exploit rather than be called a pedophile. Once again I don't think he should have been walked off instead of tortured in the tank this also would have given him a chance to explain his actions and give context.
The video of him talking about kissing campers is a video for campers explaining social norms while at camp if they end up romantically involved with other campers.
He is basically saying that there is a time and place for it and to not be retarded with it and save it for social nights, don't get how that is bad lol
 
Every camera is down right after Josie was escorted to the basement, something horrible is about to happen for Josie simps.
 
Gotta admit I’m not a fan of the Sylvia bullying that was going on during her speech from TTS. Despite looking like she does shes been a consistent and decent person to the other fish. Yes she’s round but so is Jet but chat sucks his dick.
 
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Gotta admit I’m not a fan of the Sylvia bullying that was going on to her speech to TTS. Despite looking like she does shes been a consistent and decent person to the other fish. Yes she’s round but so is Jet but chat sucks his dick.
erm... what the spruce?? We have ourselves a hog queen stan here boys
 
Gotta admit I’m not a fan of the Sylvia bullying that was going on to her speech to TTS. Despite looking like she does shes been a consistent and decent person to the other fish. Yes she’s round but so is Jet but chat sucks his dick.
Her and Jet are both fat and makes shitty rap, but she has an Onlyfans. Sorry Sylviatards those are three strikes
 
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