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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
King George III said:
I'm predicting there may be a new post in "Take that off the damn Internet!" in the near future
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It means the house if a pain in the ass to heat and cool. Should have got a better hvac system
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I doubt that they will go after clippers and focus on restreamers and retards, who sell clips from the archive. If only Twitterfags with written consent™ can clip or produce memes it would kill the momentum of the show. It'll be even worse when those cucks start to get high off on their own farts and turn into faggoty cloutchasers rife with drama (and probably getting their own threads). As long as the clips don't exceed a certain amount of time (few minutes max), I wouldn't be worried. And it is by far the best way to catch up without having to spend too much time watching archived streams with filler/nontent. However...
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7. Disclaimer of Warranties
The Service is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis. The Company disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. The Company does not warrant that the Service will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of viruses or other harmful components.
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This is the thing that made me nope the fuck out and create a virtual machine with a startup script to open the fishtank website in kiosk mode. Just to be sure in case of a possible website breach.
 
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So are every one of those baby dolls really $1700 each or is that another guesstimate rumor
 
King George III said:
New website TOS which I have not read because too long
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ED: I will forever be late and gay
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The new Terms of Service in a nutshell:

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S.C.U.D. said:
I just noticed they're selling merch now.
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Anyone who buys this needs to be put on a list.
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Before the site went down, they were instead offering a "Stay Inside, No Weed" poster and one of the fish couch cushions. No idea who would buy one of these shirts over them but it doesn't seem like they're coming back.
 
eaglesfan665 said:
Since the challenge started I have been having a hard time remembering where I've seen the "taking care of realistic baby doll" bit before and yesterday I remembered that Kenny vs Spenny had an episode that centered around it. It is somewhat interesting to contrast and compare what they did to the babies and what the contestants have been doing to theirs, even though the shows are completely different formats. I also think there was a missed opportunity here. If the babies had been all the exact same and Sam hadn't have given the rule that the babies can't be destroyed (since it's obvious that they're either not actually worth thousands of dollars or the crew just doesn't care.) there would be more room for a hot potato-style situation with revolving babies.
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I mean it's not a particularly original idea. Plenty of tv shows centered around school students had the episode where they take care of say an egg or a sack of flour like it's a baby.
 
The Real Me said:
Before the site went down, they were instead offering a "Stay Inside, No Weed" poster and one of the fish couch cushions. No idea who would buy one of these shirts over them but it doesn't seem like they're coming back.
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This is a dumb move. I would have loved to get at least one of those. The shirts are dogshit. And I'm still harping on crypto payments for the season pass/tokens. If it actually gets implemented I'd get the season pass for the archives alone.
 
The FedEx Pope said:
The only people that should be seen wearing this is headless and bloodied after a mexican cartel execution
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This shit confirms that Sam and the teams make those stylised and aesthetic graphics and transitions they choose to make the most ugliest shitty T-shirts on purpose.

Saw this on twitter, I don't know who made it but I thought it was real. He can't keep getting away with it.
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The Real Me said:
Before the site went down, they were instead offering a "Stay Inside, No Weed" poster and one of the fish couch cushions. No idea who would buy one of these shirts over them but it doesn't seem like they're coming back.
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Motherfuckers better honor poster orders, the SINW poster would fit in next to my Dispepsi poster
 
Just climbed out of my alcohol-induced psychosis. Nice ToS they got up on the page now.

Simmons is still a pedophile. And I'm starting to come around to this "Jon" fellow. Anyway back to drinking.
 
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