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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
You know what I just realized? These fuckers are going to be in this house when the new Zelda game comes out.

We know Vance has a Switch and we know Josie is autistic. That's going to be a test of their mettle if they're still on the show or if the show is even still happening by then.
 
Realistically why was Simmons crucified but Josie not?
I mean, of course chat and TTS love her and won't make a big deal out of it but production and the other fish should care.
Her stuff is far more graphic and there's no ambiguity over whether hers is intentional.
Can someone provide some reasons even if your just playing devil's advocate, I really don't understand.
 
Realistically why was Simmons crucified but Josie not?
I mean, of course chat and TTS love her and won't make a big deal out of it but production and the other fish should care.
Her stuff is far more graphic and there's no ambiguity over whether hers is intentional.
Can someone provide some reasons even if your just playing devil's advocate, I really don't understand.
do we have to do this and the simmons thing literally every 4 hours
 
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Simmons DMCA'd l0tan's video highlighting his books and elimination
Did you mean to type Fres? No strikes on l0tan channel.
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Also holy fuck this faggot's mic is unbearable to listen to. Can these wannabe e-celebs stop bass boosting their voices?
 
Realistically why was Simmons crucified but Josie not?
I mean, of course chat and TTS love her and won't make a big deal out of it but production and the other fish should care.
Her stuff is far more graphic and there's no ambiguity over whether hers is intentional.
Can someone provide some reasons even if your just playing devil's advocate, I really don't understand.
To play devils advocate, Simmons wrote his weird book talking about how kids can kiss at camp when he was 24. Josie made her weird guro art when she was 17 also TBH the art doesn't really seem like sex pest shit, it more so seems like edgy art that an autistic 17 year old would make. It isn't groundbreaking shit it is pretty run of the mill stuff. Also Simmons had contact with kids and posted pics of kids on his Instagram whether Simmons is actually a sex pest is for you to decide, but Josie was never shown hanging around kids.
 
Realistically why was Simmons crucified but Josie not?
I mean, of course chat and TTS love her and won't make a big deal out of it but production and the other fish should care.
Her stuff is far more graphic and there's no ambiguity over whether hers is intentional.
Can someone provide some reasons even if your just playing devil's advocate, I really don't understand.
Josie's drawings are horror, not pornographic. What do you think she's gonna do, disembowel someone on stream? Meanwhile, sex pests gonna sex pest. He was already getting too comfy with his perversions and it did seem like he was going to keep pushing the envelope if he stayed on.
 
To play devils advocate, Simmons wrote his weird book talking about how kids can kiss at camp when he was 24. Josie made her weird guro art when she was 17 also TBH the art doesn't really seem like sex pest shit, it more so seems like edgy art that an autistic 17 year old would make. It isn't groundbreaking shit it is pretty run of the mill stuff. Also Simmons had contact with kids and posted pics of kids on his Instagram whether Simmons is actually a sex pest is for you to decide, but Josie was never shown hanging around kids.
She drew sexualized images of under aged characters on deviant art, how is that not worse than stealing content for a book and once posting a picture of a kid with SEO spam in the tags
 
People simp for Josie because despite her being an autistic weeb who made guro art and cringey fucking Demon Slayer music videos, she's the least shitty of the women. Letty is gross on a physical and moral level, just seems like a cunt. Slyvia is fat and therefore the only person rooting for her is Null.

I don't think it's even who gives you a boner, it's more there are like three people who while flawed aren't disgusting. Namely Jon, Josie, and Mauro. I really have nothing to say about Slyvia more then she's low energy and boring. Josie is not Jon in terms of content, but is entertaining from an environmental perspective. Vance and Letty just come across as egotistical and mean-spirited. Damiel is stupid.

I really want Sam to bring Nick into the house just to lay into everyone. Do a bit where Goldstriker had to sell the house to keep the show running for six weeks and Nick is there to inspect it.
 
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Anyone know what this nigger is talking about? Frank Hassle trying to get women to fuck him through threats of suicide? Jets nudes leaked??
 
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Anyone know what this nigger is talking about? Frank Hassle try get women to fuck him through threats of suicide? Jets nudes leaked??
Sam Hyde's fandom/ hatedom is schizopilled. Prior to Charls making up with Sam they were going nuts with how Nick was suicidal because Sam fucked everyone over. How Erik Hayden was never going to talk to Sam again (until he went onto Sam and Nick's podcast.) They took the lowball offer Adult Swim offered Sam when Nick and Charls were trying to get their own show and said it was him sabotaging Nick and Charls.
It basically is that Sam is a spiteful retard who has somehow chained Nick to himself because Nick is a pauper (ignore his antiques business with his wife) who's only staying around so his daughter doesn't starve. Charls and Erik hate Sam, but need to work with him because reasons.

I know nothing about Jet other than he's kind of a loser 25 year old, but I know people who are just turning their life around at like 30.
 
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Anyone know what this nigger is talking about? Frank Hassle try get women to fuck him through threats of suicide? Jets nudes leaked??
I don't know so much about the threats of suicide thing but theres videos of him when he used to go by Myg0t Hats threatening to rape someones baby, assuming the commenter is talking about that
 
Anyone know what this nigger is talking about? Frank Hassle try get women to fuck him through threats of suicide? Jets nudes leaked??
Search in Jet's thread on here, his dick pics have indeed been leaked. I won't be posting them because they make my mouth water, and I am trying to abstain from sexual deviancy, for Allah forbids such vile thoughts.
 
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Anyone know what this nigger is talking about? Frank Hassle try get women to fuck him through threats of suicide? Jets nudes leaked??
You'd think that if there were any conclusive evidence to back these claims, it would be found here. So far the only "evidence" is a collage, not backed by anything concrete. Now on to Fish Updates: House is a fucking mess, Jon reading bible in living room and Vance making food for brunch.
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ED: At least post link to thread if you're aware of such information.
 
In the latest episode of getting basic info wrong we have a new L0TAN video. Apparently the nerf battle wasn't a challenge just the contestants passing time and Sylvia didn't participate.

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