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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I decided to do a "yeah" counter during Vance's interview with Nick Caminos said by Vance. I may have missed one or two but we almost hit triple digits.
95 "Yeah/s" were counted in 15-20 minutes
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retard strength said:
What were Vance and Silvia telling Jon about Letty?
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They were telling Jon that Lettie gives him too much attention, she tried latching onto Vance but that didn't work so she's latching onto Jon. Jon ponders and says it's weird that she follows him around so much.
Sylvia then has a one on one with Jon in B3, hammering the point and telling Jon that Lettie has never read the bible until TTS says to not believe this SOB, which Sylvia quickly hunts him out.

@DOUBLE_WHEEL sums it up better tbh

They're doing a really good job of twisting pretty mundane facts into something worse than what it is.
 
Noble Redditor said:
This is some Talmudic phrasing right here. When you buy digital currency in a game and it shows you an image of coins do you expect to actually receive physical coins? When you buy a loot crate and it shows a picture of a box do you expect to actually receive a box???? The DVD mockup does look cool but come on...
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Nigger I don't play games with digital currency or loot crates because I have a life. And don't be obtuse. If you read my whole comment you'd know that I mainly brought it up because several people have mentioned getting a DVD earlier in the thread, but then I don't expect that you took the time to read that either.
 
Jon with another heartfelt compliment to Sylvia and what does he get for it? Shittalked behind his back constantly.

I can't believe she won the fishbuck.
 
Jon was asked if he's "ever smoked weed." He replied with "no, because evewy time I do I throw up a ton." At some point Jon says "I wike how my voice is" and this is why he won't do speech therapy.
 
Generical said:
Jon with another heartfelt compliment to Sylvia and what does he get for it? Shittalked behind his back constantly.

I can't believe she won the fishbuck.
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I missed it, what did she say?

I can see Sylvia is trying to take Sam's advice to come out of her shell more, but we already have enough "I'm sneaky and in it to win and I will stop at nothing!" people, that's not a personality! I wish she'd chosen another niche to fill. Atleast Letty is doing double duty as a sneak and a crazy piss warlock.
 
Is there anything more cringe than a petty chink manlet that thinks he’s a nigger? It’s like shitting on a shit, what’s the point. It’s equally as stupid as one wearing a fucking wave cap, when your entire breed only has one hair style.
 
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Aristides said:
Jon was asked if he's "ever smoked weed." He replied with "no, because evewy time I do I throw up a ton." At some point Jon says "I wike how my voice is" and this is why he won't do speech therapy.
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The other night he said he'd had speech therapy. Assuming it's true I guess pre therapy he must've been a nonverbal autist and he was trained up to this point.
 
Aristides said:
Violetta is mad at Ben for lying to her about it being the full moon. She's really into astrology, for some reason.
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Yeah I caught that. And yeah, she's a modern white woman who is a bit socially retarded. Astrology is to her what trains/cars are to autists. Did you catch her talking about some schizo who tried to run over grandma?
 
I think this is the current fishbux count, may have missed a couple. Each is supposedly worth $500.

Josie: 7 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 1 from stacking cards, 1 from battle royale, 1 from the babies, 2 from the hotdog contest)
Letty: 4 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 2 from the hotdog contest) + $1,000 for counting rice.
Vance: 3 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the sketch, 1 from the cell, 1 from the hotdog contest, -1 for not taking care of his baby)
Sylvia: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the seminar)
Jon: 2 (1 from the sketch, 1 for helping Sam beat the shit out of him)
Damiel: 1 (1 from the babies)

Simmons: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 for "best performance" during the sketch. Probably lost them after being kicked off)
Mauro: 1 (1 introductory bux, presumably forfeited after leaving the house)
 
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