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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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RobotGentleman said:
I think this is the current fishbux count, may have missed a couple. Each is supposedly worth $500.

Josie: 5 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 1 from stacking cards, 1 from battle royale, 1 from the babies)
Letty: 5 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 4 from the hotdog contest, -1 for shaking babies)
Vance: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the sketch, 1 from the cell, -1 for shaking babies)
Sylvia: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the seminar)
Damiel: 1 (1 from the babies)
Jon: 1 (1 from the sketch)

Simmons: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 for "best performance" during the sketch. Probably lost them after being kicked off)
Mauro: 1 (1 introductory bux, presumably forfeited after leaving the house)
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Letty only got 2 fishbucks from the hotdog contest, she tied with Josie. There's a clip on youtube of the "cheating" fiasco. ALSO Josie got 2 from the hotdog eating contest + Vance was declared the runner up (+ 1). Updated # would be Josie: 7, Letty: 3, Vance: 3.
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RobotGentleman said:
Letty: 5 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 4 from the hotdog contest, -1 for shaking babies)
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IIRC Violetta was punished for shaking the Jon/Simmons baby by being disallowed to take care of hers. Vance is the only one with a -1 fishbuck, because he was punished for not taking care of their baby after Sam passed the duty onto him alone instead of him and Violetta, and the baby eventually ended up in the oven. This is bullshit, because later Violetta asked Jet if Sam was for real when he said she's not allowed to take care of the baby anymore and Jet said it was "probably a joke" of Sam's. There was a lack of communication between Sam and the basement crew.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
If Jon ends up being a plant and is actually a *brilliant* method actor I will.... I dunno, my head would probably just explode.
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If Jon is for real, then he is a literal "fool of God" spoken of in Christian monastic literature. If Jon is the plant, then he is the best actor of his generation. Either way, molds were broken making him.
 
Aristides said:
IIRC Letty was punished for shaking the Jon/Simmons baby by being disallowed to take care of it. Vance is the only one with a -1 fishbuck, because he was punished for not taking care of their baby after Sam passed the duty onto him alone instead of him and Violetta, and the baby eventually ended up in the oven. This is bullshit, because Violetta asked Jet if Sam was for real later and Jet said it was "probably a joke" of Sam's. There was a lack of communication between Sam and the basement crew.
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There seems to be not much communication between Sam and the crew and I think it hurts the show as the fish don't know how to "play" properly so just hope for the best when dealing with one side or the other.
 
Aristides said:
IIRC Violetta was punished for shaking the Jon/Simmons baby by being disallowed to take care of it. Vance is the only one with a -1 fishbuck, because he was punished for not taking care of their baby after Sam passed the duty onto him alone instead of him and Violetta, and the baby eventually ended up in the oven. This is bullshit, because later Violetta asked Jet if Sam was for real when he said she's not allowed to take care of the baby anymore and Jet said it was "probably a joke" of Sam's. There was a lack of communication between Sam and the basement crew.
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That's pretty bullshit, thanks for the clarification.
 

i just skimmed this on 2x speed and counted letty eating 5 hotdogs. idc enough to try to count the people facing away but its funny that she didnt bump her number a little, she more than doubled it.
 
Jon and Sylvia are having a riveting game of checkers.
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Vance is bitching about Letty to the camera again. Says his goals are "be entertaining, be nice", and cozy up to people so he "still has a friend" close to the end. The TTS is slowly driving him insane:
 
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