Please tell me you got the Ben story clip about him wanting to end his life over being in a cold basement early 14$'s an hour. Jon not understanding its a joke is just the frosting on the cake.
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Wow Jon is going full meltdown over this. Also Ben doubling down is just pure gold. Please I hope someone clipped this.
Fucking fishtank archives skipped over the part of Ben's 3AM therapy session where he threatened to kill himself. It captured the first half where he states he hates the fish and the aftermath where Jon starts to get upset. Worth noting he woke up Josie and Damiel specifically for this.
Kill Letty. Behead Letty. Roundhouse kick Letty into the concrete. Slam dunk Letty into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Letty. Defecate in a Letty's food. Launch Letty into the sun. Stir fry Letty in a wok. Toss Letty into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Letty's gas tank. Judo throw Letty into a wood chipper. Twist Letty's head off. Report Letty to the IRS. Karate chop Letty in half. Curb stomp pregnant Letty. Trap Letty in quicksand. Crush Letty in the trash compactor. Liquefy Letty in a vat of acid. Eat Letty. Dissect Letty. Exterminate Letty in the gas chamber. Stomp Letty skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Letty in the oven. Lobotomize Letty. Mandatory abortions for Letty. Grind Letty fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Letty in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Letty with a ray gun. Kick old Letty down the stairs. Feed Letty to alligators. Slice Letty with a katana.
Me right now at Jon talking with Lettie View attachment 5101457
JON! JOOON! JOOOOOOOON! DON'T LET HER DECIEVE YOU! YOU"RE A WARRIOR OF CHRIST JON! SHE WANTS TO CORRUPT YOU!