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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I just want to go on record as saying that any one of Ben's speeches to the fish is funnier and more entertaining than all of bicflame's content combined.
 
Rightio, for those that missed Ben and Vance gaslighting Jon (again) and upsetting him, here we are. From beginning to resolution.



 
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Available sound effects, too bad Mauro's gone, mariachi band would've made them a lot of money
 
Letty saying "you can't know who I truly am" to Jon is interesting, has her real name (if Nina is actually her name and not yet another alias) come up in TTS? I wouldn't be surprised if they're filtering that because of that Jeremy guy.
 
Letty saying "you can't know who I truly am" to Jon is interesting, has her real name (if Nina is actually her name and not yet another alias) come up in TTS? I wouldn't be surprised if they're filtering that because of that Jeremy guy.
it's filtered, yeah. which given that name links to her porn and her weirdo stalker is probably for the best
 
Sylvia told the audience that if they want her to wear something she’ll wear it. She tries to sound sultry when she says it. She’s degrading her self because she knows she’s on the chopping block.
 
Sylvia told the audience that if they want her to wear something and she’ll wear it. She tries to sound sultry when she says it. She’s degrading her self because she knows she’s on the chopping block.
If the producers could put outlandish costumes in the loot crates, I would definitely do this. Sylvia dressed as a giant pumpkin would be worth some tokens.
 
Sylvia told the audience that if they want her to wear something and she’ll wear it. She tries to sound sultry when she says it. She’s degrading her self because she knows she’s on the chopping block.
She should stop wearing the horror movie clown makeup. She looks so much more human without it.
 
Letty is so going next.
 
Jon is so pure, he needs to be protected. I've had dealings with girls like Letty and sure, they might be great and freaky in bed, but it's guaranteed that they will lead you to a path of self-destruction because of their narc fantasies and big egos. They will make you hate women and not trust them, which is not the way of the Lord.

I think Jon sees what she is and I'm thankful he called her out on the baby shaking (I know it's a competition but that + the Simmons stuff put the house in complete dissaray). It also makes sense that Sam doesn't like her for being a conniving bitch.

I still don't want her to leave as she creates content, but honestly all Jon needs to do is either keep being friendly/neutral to her or he can try to fuck her so we can get sex on the show, which has happened a lot in Big Brother. Then again, the piss witch pheromones might fuck up our warrior of Christ for life and that is not something I want.
 
I'd prefer Sylvia leave than Lettie, Sylvia's a boring loudmouth. Lettie is for sure gay but she adds to the show in a fun way.
 
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