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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I feel like ever since Letty’s first drunk rant, Jet had pulled her aside and was like “that’s great, could you do more of that?”. Notice how Vance hasn’t done his little mini-skits since then? Jet probably gave up on Vance as he’s too in his shell to be naturally charismatic without prompt and gets plenty of “fans” that auto side with him out of spite for Jon and letty.

As much as I would like Jon to win, he should make third place for a one-on-one between Letty and Josie. My reasoning is that at the finale you absolutely MUST go all out and let paid chat and the sharks go completely loose. The more contestants you lose, the more chaos you need to fill in the gap but you need people who can handle it, you won’t be able to take off the kid gloves while Jon is there, but these two just wallow in insanity in one way or another 24/7 and are the least phased by it all, they just accept it.

The best contestants on the show are easily letty, Jon, and Josie, they all have their own charisma and quirks that just make them so distinct and memorable. Also, I think Ironically Josie is probably the most prominent Native American representation since well…Pocahontas….they should have the fish marathon XRA if there’s ever any other “break”.

Damiel should remain only just so that he can take the elimination for a better fish as someone mentioned earlier and to be a lightning rod for chat to spam audio on whenever he tries to sleep, I noticed that the producers did censor some tts towards him, one in specific calling him a failed rapper and saying he needs to stop acting like he's black. Please stop protecting ya boi, also chat should be allowed a discounted form of audio tts that allows audio cues to be played to wake up damiel.

Edit: Slight typo
 
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curbside2 said:
If you’re Sam/Jet at what point do you pull Damiel out? Or do you just leave him in there as a form of punishment?
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They really gotta get him out, he adds absolutely nothing to the show, he's a non-entity and it bothers me he'll probably outlast some of the more interesting fish.

Josie doesn't bring much to the social dynamic and is very quiet but she's the fan favorite and will go far. They can't afford another person in the house who doesn't add to the social dynamic at all.

Lettie is a ghoul and Vance is annoying but they work well as supporting cast for the obvious star of the show.
 
JamusActimus said:
I would only keep Damiel to bail out a better fish.
But yeah Damiel is garbage and has nothing to offer.
Really a bad plant overall.
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I don't think he's a plant in the sense that they sent him in undercover to make things interesting...
I think he's a plant in the sense that they needed another contestant and sent him in as a placeholder lol.
fishtank enjoyer said:
I actually believe this, especially since she called herself a nutritionist or something during Week 1. Say what you want but she’s clearly the least sheltered and zoomer of all the fish. Do any of the others even have a confirmed job?
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Vance is a delivery driver. Whether that means UPS/Pizza Hut/Ubereats I have no clue. I'm not sure if he's ever talked about it.
 
Here we see Vance, completely intimidated by Jon's physique and stamina.
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DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
Jet probably censored this one because it hit too close to home for him and the rest of the wigger crew.
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A TTS made it through last night while Dam was on the couch. Maybe during the checker game but I'm not sure. It called him a chigger and a stinky philipino and made fun of his clothes. I'm not 100% if they made fun of his shiddy music
 
Damiel was told by TTS he could dominate Jon. Damiel responded, “uhhh… he’s starting to grow on me…”

Broken man or has he picked up on the fact that Sam likes him?
 
Damiel talking to TTS like he's talking to his mom when she tries to tell him to get out of bed and better himself.
TTS: "Get off the phone Damiel"
Damiel: "I don't even have my fucking phone.....................Bitch"
 
Jon: Vance do you wanna read the bible later?
Vance: No I'm good
(Pause)
Vance: I mean, you're going to read it out loud I guess I don't have a choice.
Jon: Facts
 
Rate me late if it's been brought up already, but it looks like they recently added 2 new sound effects: "hysterical breakup" and "massacre". I'm only just now getting back into the stream as I was doing stuff at home.
 
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
They've had a few bonding moments since the handshake confrontation, but Jon has broken him by being a standup guy.
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Yeah, Jon is easy to hate at first but he ends up winning you over after a while. Either that or he's so burnt out that he just wants chat to stop expecting shit of him.

Sent an email request to support for "loud nigra" sfx. Very unlikely they will add it.
 
Vance sure is spending a lot of time with Jon. It makes sense why he's doing it, but I do wonder how long he can keep it up. Letty seems to genuinely like his company, but Vance always seems annoyed and has already bitched about how annoying Jon is to be around.
 
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