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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
No one gives a shit at all but Vance got a loot crate with a cheese tortellini MRE, "same one Jon tried to kill me with". A weird doll I couldn't get a picture of. And a sharpie a took a huff of and called good shit.
 
Meth Until Death said:
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Yeah she's gone the way she was this morning. I had hope after the "friendly witch or two snakes" TTS where she lazer eyed Sylvia and started getting pushy with monopolizing Jon. But after the basement chat she's down in the dumps again. Grotty as she is, I like her and she's more interesting than Sylvia, Damiels or Vance.
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Jon and Letty are the catalyst for pretty much all major social interactions in the house. Without them the show would be far less interesting. It’s a real shame her backstabbing got exposed this early.
 
Meth Until Death said:
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Yeah she's gone the way she was this morning. I had hope after the "friendly witch or two snakes" TTS where she lazer eyed Sylvia and started getting pushy with monopolizing Jon. But after the basement chat she's down in the dumps again. Grotty as she is, I like her and she's more interesting than Sylvia, Damiels or Vance.
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In regards to the conversation she had with Jon I'd say she's in a much better position monopolizing him. During their convo you could see Jon was incredibly conflicted, and since it was truly the first time Letty was genuine talking about her tendencies on the show with Jon I believe we have to sit back and see how it affects him completely. She's sown the seeds of discord, and Jon needed to hear from somebody that Vance, Sylvia, and Damiel are two faced as well. Maybe now he won't fall for their group mentality so easily. We have to wait for said seeds to start growing.
 
cwestg said:
jet said nudity is fine, sam said they dont have enough insurance for tickling. do you think if jon fucked letty he would get kicked off? would be so funny if they just kicked letty off
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i don't think letty would actually have sex with jon. letty is trying to be as manipulative as possible, and trying to win over as many fans as possible. notice how she is always changing up who she loves talking to day by day. it has just backfired because she keeps getting snitched on.
 
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Sylvia seems incapable of a poker face and struggles to be around letty.
 
Man, I'm getting real sick of coomer TTS ruining any Jon and Letty moments. Why'd the crew let that through?
Also did Lettie apologise for lying to Jon? She needs to do that.
 
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cwestg said:
jet said nudity is fine, sam said they dont have enough insurance for tickling. do you think if jon fucked letty he would get kicked off? would be so funny if they just kicked letty off
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I mean it happens all the time in reality shows. No idea if you'd need to be insured for that or something, but they've got no advertisers to upset so I wouldn't imagine it would cause any big problems if it did happen. I really doubt it will despite all the memes though.

Also, Vance said his favourite album is Lift to Experience - The Texas Jerusalem Crossroads. based
 
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Bozo Gnarly said:
i don't think letty would actually have sex with jon. letty is trying to be as manipulative as possible, and trying to win over as many fans as possible. notice how she is always changing up who she loves talking to day by day. it has just backfired because she keeps getting snitched on.
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Relatively fair but you have to question whether or not Letty values herself enough to not use actual fucking to manipulate Jon.
The only winning scenario here is for Jon and Letty to make it to the final 2 and for them to fuck in the unmonitored b4 bathroom after the final winner is declared
 
The audio quality is really starting to get on my nerves, Jesus fucking Christ I want to hear what the fish are actually saying and not have their voices be drowned out by all the damn background noises and retarded TTS spam.
 
karakal said:
The audio quality is really starting to get on my nerves, Jesus fucking Christ I want to hear what the fish are actually saying and not have their voices be drowned out by all the damn background noises and retarded TTS spam.
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Welcome to HellHouse hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
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Letty is accutely aware she needs someone on her side. Picking the TTS 2nd favorite and Goldstriker's clear favorite is the move. Jon is her last chance of not being ousted. She's currently sucking up to him hard in the kitchen. Will he stay her project all evening?
 
letty trying to get on jon's good side, saying they should just eat the lamb chops now after them only being in the oven for a few minutes. jon made letty a nearly blue steak a few days ago.
 
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