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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Trancel manifesto on twitter about how Sylvia gave him XANNEX and was a typical teenager.
Really scraping at the bottom of the barrel to get noticed by people fucking attention seeking troon.
 
ChunkyKong said:
Ben arrives asks for a crazy story from the fishes. Vance begins to tell one only for Ben to call him a liar and leave the room.
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Ben is the best member of the crew besides Sam. He's perfect at the deadpan delivery and seems to be the most consistent with the gaslighting. Jet seems to flip between trying to be a babysitter and the joker, and bic is a strung out mongloid who isn't safe to leave unsupervised for any period of time.
 
Vance: "I'll be real... I feel like you guys feel like I let you down. That's unacceptable on my part, I'm not sure what I did. But hey, like I said yesterday, you gotta find flaws, you gotta find weaknesses, you gotta correct them... it's all gravy."
 
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Aristides said:
Vance: "I'll be real... I feel like you guys feel like I let down. That's unacceptable on my part, I'm not sure what I did. But hey, like I said yesterday, you gotta find flaws, you gotta find weaknesses, you gotta correct them... it's all gravy."
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Turns out screaming let’s go at the camera when he’s alone isn’t enough to win him the prize money.
 
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Privated already for some reason

Accusations basically amounted to "I took some xanax and Sylvia tried to fuck me, when I turned her down she asked if it was cause shes ugly"

They also included two SHOCKING accusations that she tried to sleep with someone in a relationship, and asked someone to be her friend and do some graffiti with her

They were meant to be fetching more receipts to prove that Sylvias a terrible person but they ended up talking about having to deal with "retarded faggots" (fishtank fans, presumably) and privated
 
it's day 14 and the show is already boring. 46 days left and if drama and staged outbursts is all the entertainment this is a failed project.
 
Spatula said:
it's day 14 and the show is already boring. 46 days left and if drama and staged outbursts is all the entertainment this is a failed project.
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I got the sense it was intentionally a slow day for the show given they had "rest and recovery" as the bottom bar task for most the day and Goldstriker didn't appear, but even so there was plenty of interesting drama developments and interactions before they went to bed. Also a decent number of crew gags. I think it was all sufficiently documented in the last 20 pages of the thread. The Damiel fake freakout was really the least entertaining of all things that occurred in the last day.
 
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