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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
FluorideHuffer said:
Can someone please put down a rundown of the weekend, since Friday? It’s a bit hard to keep track of the thread.
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You’re never going to get a feel unless you read the thread. Too much happens all the time. The gay YouTube channels fumbling every synopsis video is proof of that.
 
curbside2 said:
You’re never going to get a feel unless you read the thread. Too much happens all the time. The gay YouTube channels fumbling every synopsis video is proof of that.
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I usually just watch, but I was busy this weekend. Was just hoping someone could put together the highlight reel of this weekend in a post. All I know is I think Jon and Letty were flirting then had a shouting match or something
 
I can't listen to audio at the moment, what are Vance and Jon talking about?
 
synapse said:
Bartard Damiel would either be the best or worse thing to ever happen in the tank. I can easily see him stealing some cat-5 from the basement to sell
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Challenge: rip all the plumbing and wiring out out the walls and sell it for salvage money for crack/xannies

I could see it happening on the last day. God only knows what kind of shape this house will be in after 6 weeks of mustard stains, holes kicked in the wall and weed wacker sessions.
 
CoolFool said:
I can't listen to audio at the moment, what are Vance and Jon talking about?
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Why Jon likes Andrew Tate. Jon theorizes that our existence on Earth is merely a game of sorts with no real consequences because we are reborn eventually while Vance theorizes the opposite that all we have is what is infront of us currently and therefore it should be valued.
 
Halcyon698 said:
Why Jon likes Andrew Tate. Jon theorizes that our existence on Earth is merely a game of sorts with no real consequences because we are reborn eventually while Vance theorizes the opposite that all we have is what is infront of us currently and therefore it should be valued.
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FluorideHuffer said:
I usually just watch, but I was busy this weekend. Was just hoping someone could put together the highlight reel of this weekend in a post. All I know is I think Jon and Letty were flirting then had a shouting match or something
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Main change would be from Jon and Letty arguing about female whites (rights), including abortion. Jon is deemed the popular victor and Letty has basically thrown away mending her relationship with Jon over it, not for a lack of trying.
TTS has amped up bullying Letty as well which has carried on into today already.

That's the main highlight I think as far as impacting everything going forward.

Jet pretended to do maintenance in BR1 and took a pic of Vance's clothes and sizes, presumably for the Vance clone found in the wild.

Also, people found some Islamic Content pictures of Damiel being faggy but this hasn't had any impact on the fishtank
 
Fortyone said:
I think that's the reason why I dislike her the most. Asides from autistic tics and stimming she provides basically zero content and interacts with the other contestants almost not at all.

Asides from Damiel (who lies in bed all fucking day) Josie probably provides the least active content.
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I think what peoole dont seem to undetstand about Josie is that, if you think about the fishtank as actual fish, Josie fulfills the ever important but under-appreciate role of support. Shes like a plecco. They eat leftovers and suck up algae in a tank and act like a living roomba. They dont interact with the other fish but theyre still useful and add a cozy element to a tank. If it were all Jon level spastics everyone would burn out on the tank super quick. And if you really pay attention, she does a lot of endearing fucking around in the bg like fighting her plushes, imitating others, and flinching everytime someone spergs out.

As poorly planned as everything has been and will be, the fact its not endless torture porn has been refreshing as hell. When theyre laughing, you laugh with them, when theyre mournful you feel for them. And its not fake, which is the greatest component of them all. I hated Jon when I started to watch, but as times gone on, I wuv the wetard. Its remincscent of being a kid in camp or daycare when you were forced to interact with kids youd otherwise have nothing in common with. Thats the real magic. And as long as they do t fuck up and give them their phones again, itll only get better.
 

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Jon explaining the gender pay-gap. Doing a decent job, in my opinion. Damiel has decided to join the discussion and has revealed that his dad is a lineman.
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Jon and Damiel are discussing how they're both great at the pull out game, and have no need for condoms. Also Jon has three kids by "sluts", and Damiel has paid for multiple abortions.
 
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