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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Damiel dumped chili on Letty's bed and she didn't seem sure what to make of it upon first sight.
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The Sharks hid Simmons's books in the rooms and after finding them, Letty and Sylvia are now reading them. Jon wants no part of Simmons's noncery.
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Pedo Book Club!
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Jon is fucking done with these unholy scriptures.
 
King George III said:
The Sharks hid Simmons's books in the rooms and after finding them, Letty and Sylvia are now reading them. Jon wants no part of Simmons's noncery.
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Pedo Book Club!
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Jon is fucking done with these unholy scriptures.
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I AM DONE WITH ALL THIS FUCKING FILTH! - Jon 2023 as he tore the first book he could get
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Then he hooks up karaoke to shout down the heathens with readings from the Bible.
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Which cleared out the room and he continued reading into the mic.
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Logic said:
It's because sam ended up empowering the incels and they're going full force on Letty I reckon, she literally can't breathe without chat shitting on her. I get her flirtatious manner can be a turn off but come on man, people will literally gaslight and fuck with Jon and the audience will deem those contestants heroes while letty actually tries to tell tts to stop trying to gaslight jon and she just gets the shit end of things. Jon has been letting his ego the better of him, hell the other cast members have been letting their egos get way too overinflated but nobody cares to knock them down a peg. It's absolutely surreal to watch.
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Wow, no way! It couldn't be because she's an adultress who cheated on her Discord bf, it couldn't be because she fails to follow basic hygiene procedures, let alone any procedures for that matter, it couldn't be because she has no personality or interests outside of being a Discord pick-me girl, it couldn't be because she has a barely closeted scat fetish, it couldn't be because of her annoying giggle, its because of all those dang dirty incels. Thank you sir, you just cracked the case, Letty haters have all been BTFOd thanks to you!
 
Jon, completely done with this "disgustingness" has busted out the Bible and Karaoke machine. Ultimatum is made, read elsewhere or get more Bible. They have chosen to leave.
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Jon, completely done with this "disgustingness" has busted out the Bible and Karaoke machine. Ultimatum is made, read elsewhere or get more Bible. They have chosen to leave.
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I like Jon, but I really wish one of them tried to challenge Jon on this. At the end of the day, Jon doesn't own the living room, it's everyone's living room to share. They should've tried to move Jon upstairs where he can read the Bible to himself.
 
Sam has arrived with a pimp cane, asking everyone to go down to the kitchen. Proceeds to fuck up the cabinets with pimp cane. Wants to know why Fish don't want money. Begins telling a story about his uncle Rodrigo being severely injured in a paragliding accident.
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It's official, homeless black guy is potentially inbound because Jason thinks they are not being entertaining enough, prepare for Vance to let the pills loose
 
Today's challenge is The Wheelchair Challenge. Learning gratitude, life lessons, figuring out who they are as people. The Fish are now disabled (Jon even more so).screenshot-www.fishtank.live-2023.05.01-12_36_09.png screenshot-www.fishtank.live-2023.05.01-12_38_40.png screenshot-www.fishtank.live-2023.05.01-12_40_03.png
 
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Goldstriker trying to stir the pot a fair bit today as "punishment for not being entertaining." Disabilities on offer in picture.
 
Nguyen Van Phuoc said:
Wow, no way! It couldn't be because she's an adultress who cheated on her Discord bf, it couldn't be because she fails to follow basic hygiene procedures, let alone any procedures for that matter, it couldn't be because she has no personality or interests outside of being a Discord pick-me girl, it couldn't be because she has a barely closeted scat fetish, it couldn't be because of her annoying giggle, its because of all those dang dirty incels. Thank you sir, you just cracked the case, Letty haters have all been BTFOd thanks to you!
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You seem upset sir, care to explain about why those traits don't get a pass and warrant thousands of dollars worth of abuse while the other contestants get a pass? Don't get me wrong, Letty is no saint but the effort and sheer amount of money going toward her suggests a personal vendetta or some serious past heartbreak.
 
Welcome to the Disabled Challenge:
Each of the Contestants have a Disability which they must act out (These will be swapped each day), the contestant who has the most disability infractions will be kicked out of the show (According to Goldstriker) however the contestant who has the most T-Shirt sales will be immune at the end of the challenge
Letty: Amputee (Cant Use her Arms), Jon: Fucked Up (Crutches and Neck brace), Josie: Blind (must use cane), Damiel: Wheelchair (can crawl up the stairs), Sylvia: Deaf, Vance: Schizoid
 
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Letty- I missed it because I'm retarded
Josie-blind
Damiel- Wheelchair bound
Sylvia- Deaf
Vance- Schizophrenic
John- fucked up with crutches
 
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