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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Damn wish he tried to put some real weight on it
 
Damn. Wish they'd all been wheelchair bound so they couldn't escape Saint Jon's sermon. Perhaps even some laying-on of hands and miraculous healing.
 
Enig said:
Letty is getting targeted with the most hilarious one, she has to have both her arms bound up
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She set herself up.

"Jon was asked if he had any advice on kicking an addiction. Jon said that his best advice would be to work out. Letty asked him what happens if they don’t have any legs. Jon said then they better use their arms. Letty then asked what happens if they don’t have arms too. Jon responded for her not to come at him with that shit."

Also, Sam just said he is enabling dirty tricks mode after fucking up before.
 
This is going to be an entertaining challenge and it seems like the first fair challenge the contestants have had. Sam just said contestants are allowed to pull tricks and sabotage other fishes. He said the merch shop is selling shirts with the Fishes faces and whoevers shirt sells the most will have immunity.

This is gonna be hilarious.

"We got a buncha fwukin wetads in here!!!!" - Jon
 
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curbside2 said:
She set herself up.

"Jon was asked if he had any advice on kicking an addiction. Jon said that his best advice would be to work out. Letty asked him what happens if they don’t have any legs. Jon said then they better use their arms. Letty then asked what happens if they don’t have arms too. Jon responded for her not to come at him with that shit."

Also, Sam just said he is enabling dirty tricks mode after fucking up before.
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Josie one feels like work being done to try and find an actual vulnerability with her, since blindness would reduce her ability to pace in circles massively and enable the others to hide her stimming toys leaving her with no vent other than air drumming
 
sylvie walking around and acting like a complete retard because thats what she thinks deaf people do
 
Overview of the "handicapped challenge".

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- Letty is an "amputee", meaning she has to wear a straightjacket and doesn't have access to her arms.
- Josie is blind, so she has to wear a heavy blindfold. She's only allowed to take it off when she goes up/down the stairs.
- Damiel is in a wheelchair. He's allowed to crawl up the stairs/crawl around upstairs.
- Vance is "schizo", so he has to wear a medical gown and presumably act like a crazy person.
- Sylvia is deaf, so she has to wear earplugs and noise-cancelling earmuffs.
- Jon is "fucked up", ergo he walks with crutches and a neckbrace.

Viewers are tasked to keep track of infractions, and whoever has the most at the end of the week gets eliminated. However, whoever sells the most t-shirts from the merch shop by the end of the week has immunity from elimination (and 3 fishbux). "Dirty tricks" are allowed between fish to try to get each other to fuck up and commit infractions.

Disabilities will rotate every day or so.

Today Vance gets off the easiest by far, Letty and Josie probably have the most difficult ones. Sylvia finally gets to sleep in peace.
 
Logic said:
You seem upset sir, care to explain about why those traits don't get a pass and warrant thousands of dollars worth of abuse while the other contestants get a pass? Don't get me wrong, Letty is no saint but the effort and sheer amount of money going toward her suggests a personal vendetta or some serious past heartbreak.
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Unlike with Vance, who at least tries to make it that his whole scheming thing is an act for the camera with his bedroom streams (granted I don't like Vance much either I think he's a bit full of it), there doesn't seem to be anything implying that Letty is any different off camera. Vance also at least tries to endear himself by having convos with the TTS about music and shit while Letty delivers tryhard monologues making fun of the audience. There is a reason people don't like Letty in particular that isnt "MUH INCELDOM."
 
Check out the Krazy Kriple Krew; Damiel the paraplegic (probably the most fun), Jon on crutches (he's gonna struggle I think), Letty the double amputee (she's just gonna get people to do shit for her), Sylvia the deaf (easiest? probably), Vance in the back being a crazy schizo (is it really acting?) Josie not pictured.
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