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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
A Vance look-a-like would be perfect right now with vance being skizo. He could follow him around and actually be the voices in his head.
 
Living Room, Day 14, 7:10PM

TTS: "I bet some good content for today would be cleaning the house."

Jon: "Nah, I don't want to do that. It's just gonna get trashed again tomorrow. And the next day and the next day and until we leave."

1000 IQ play from America's favourite tard
Well here's the kitchen on day 1 of no more cleaning. Fucking disgusting cripples.
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Since I've seen people asking about the Nutshack references that keep gettting TTS'd to Damiel. It was a very poorly done cartoon that had a run on TV in the Phillipines, the entire show is basically chiggers doing dick jokes. I think the intro should be enough to explain the joke.
 
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Damiel looking like an actual geriatric right now, rapidly slipping into dementia as his brain rots from xan withdrawals.
 
Ben tells Sylvia her act isn't working. Sylvia does the best move she's done all day and walks away from him midsentence. Letty copes

TTS earlier: "slutty tell sylvia she is boring in sign language. oh wait you're useless"
 
Would be hilarious if the best stuff Vance has done on the show was actually done by his actor. I'll have to go back and look at any vance screenshots from yesterday and compare hair to the current vance.
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Since I've seen people asking about the Nutshack references that keep gettting TTS'd to Damiel. It was a very poorly done cartoon that had a run on TV in the Phillipines, the entire show is basically chiggers doing dick jokes. I think the intro should be enough to explain the joke.
Damiel 100% knows what the nutshack is and is 200% pissed that people keep bringing it up because he's a filipino chigger
 
TTS tells Josie to go protect her plushies. Up in B4, Vance is told to put them on the fan and give them a "final ride". Josie is mad that she needs to go upstairs. TTS says that if the disabilities are rotating then Josie feet are inevitable

TTS: "kill all plushies. behead all plushies. throw plushies down stairs."
Vance tries to make a noose out of a balloon string at chat's direction. Josie hasn't made it upstairs yet. Vance hangs it from a fan and books.

TTS tells an empty room, "if you don't kill all the plushies, they will kill Jon". He runs back in, takes down the plushie, and runs out again
 
Mexicans jump-scaring a blind Josie.
(chatter at the start is just me watching Ralph's cope stream in the background, sorry)
 
Josie creeps towards the room where the Plushie Murders are taking place while breakup screaming occurs. Goldstriker has created a horror movie. Switching to B4, Josie is telling a non-present Vance that he has a screw loose. TTS in Vance's room screams "take them out. take them out" and she follows the sound.

Vance is in B3, in silent schizo mode. Murder music is played in B4. Vance leaves B3. Josie clunks around towards her open door. The sound stops playing and she says "i've got my eyes on you"

TTS tells her "schizo is gone atm. shut the door you can hear him open it"
 
Would be hilarious if the best stuff Vance has done on the show was actually done by his actor. I'll have to go back and look at any vance screenshots from yesterday and compare hair to the current vance.
I'm pretty confident the schizo Vance is the real deal. His doppelganger was active on Twitter during the challenge. Unless maybe they found another Vance lookalike?

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