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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The chigger cheating. Doubly so if you count him using his knees to crawl.
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Since I've seen people asking about the Nutshack references that keep gettting TTS'd to Damiel. It was a very poorly done cartoon that had a run on TV in the Phillipines, the entire show is basically chiggers doing dick jokes. I think the intro should be enough to explain the joke.
I had to sit through an episode of this once at a friends's house and it is genuinely one of the worst, most unbearable things ever put on television. The only way to explain it is that everyone on the writing team must have been retarded.

It's the perfect thing to associate with Damiel.
 
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The financial investor bit is likely only funny to Sam so they had to include it. He has such a crypto obsessed brain that he can’t imagine anyone else not finding it funny.
 
The financial investor bit is likely only funny to Sam so they had to include it. He has such a crypto obsessed brain that he can’t imagine anyone else not finding it funny.
It's painfully unfunny and actively ruining my favorite part of the stream today. I'm a bit MATI over it.
 
The financial investor bit is likely only funny to Sam so they had to include it. He has such a crypto obsessed brain that he can’t imagine anyone else not finding it funny.
I'm actually impressed by how much this guy can talk without saying anything
 
I think it's gunna be hard for Vance to get back into character after this, fuck this dude.
 
Why did they send up the unfunny retard to ruin literally the only person actually staying in character that's not Josie
 
Working hard for her tranny friend's transition money as usual
This, more than anything else, makes me want her to lose as hard as possible, and it's not just because I hate trannies.

I mean, look at Sylvie's life: She's living in bathrooms (???), blowing strange old men, and prostituting her disgusting hog body on OnlyFans to make ends meet. She's not got a pot to piss in or window to throw it out of. But yes, paying for some delusional homo's HRT so he can look no more feminine than if he just shaved his body and put on a $3 Salvation Army dress is absolutely the best use of a >$1k windfall!

(I'd say she should cut out the middleman and just buy the troon a Mossberg from Walmart with a round in the chamber, because that would be cheaper, but we now know these people like to take others with them)
 
Why did they send up the unfunny retard to ruin literally the only person actually staying in character that's not Josie
They're also denying any TTSes sent to that room. YOU MUST LET THE UNFUNNY MAN MONOLOGUE AND BREAK IMMERSION.
 
It's painfully unfunny and actively ruining my favorite part of the stream today. I'm a bit MATI over it.
It was funny the first time when everyone was painfully uninterested except Jon who was enthralled by the dropshipping savant talking in circles. Now it's just retarded and interrupts the show. Maybe there's some long term punchline they're gonna deliver, but I doubt it.
 
This, more than anything else, makes me want her to lose as hard as possible, and it's not just because I hate trannies.

I mean, look at Sylvie's life: She's living in bathrooms (???), blowing strange old men, and prostituting her disgusting hog body on OnlyFans to make ends meet. She's not got a pot to piss in or window to throw it out of. But yes, paying for some delusional homo's HRT so he can look no more feminine than if he just shaved his body and put on a $3 Salvation Army dress is absolutely the best use of a >$1k windfall!

(I'd say she should cut out the middleman and just buy the troon a Mossberg from Walmart with a round in the chamber, because that would be cheaper, but we now know these people like to take others with them)

Related, are there any fish that you guys think won't just blow all the money on retard shit? Sylvie will fund trannies, Damiel will assuredly use it on drugs and streetwear, Lettie will continue to NEET until it's gone, and Jon's a mark who will probably put it into attending an Andrew Tate Top G academy. Vance said he'd spend it on a house (10k won't help much there), and I think Josie said she'd use it to get her art selling business off the ground which seems the like the best idea given the legion of simps she now commands.
 
LR Day 14 9:18PM

Josie: "I'm not autistic but I also don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"

Jon: *unintelligble*

Josie: "I said I don't want to talk about my personal shit on stream"
 
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